Author Topic: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster  (Read 2081 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline aspenbubba

  • Posts: 4031
Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Topic Start: June 17, 2017, 08:45:45 AM »
If the mods want to merge this with any other thread I'm fine with it. I went back several years and could not find a Kelley thread.

2016   58 innings pitched              9 HR's   19 Runs    11 BB

2017   18 innings pitched              9 HR's   14 Runs     9 BB

His WHIP has almost doubled. He needs to be DFA'ed

Offline metssuck

  • Posts: 5741
  • Werth on a roll!!!!
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #1: June 17, 2017, 08:55:45 AM »
His homeruns are  almost obligatory at the moment. It's like looking at Jason Bergman all over again...

Offline Slateman

  • Posts: 43267
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #2: June 17, 2017, 09:20:05 AM »
Needs to get checked out, medically. Then DL'd. It also wouldn't surprise me if he has another, smaller tear

Offline dcpatti

  • Posts: 2724
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #3: June 17, 2017, 09:21:25 AM »
He's also a $5.5m/year line item that isn't going to get DFA'ed unless the team is 1000000% sure he's broken beyond repair. So now would be a good time to take up meditation or something, learn to relax, until they figure out what's wrong with him. Arm or mental? Who knows. But he ain't going anywhere except maybe the DL.

Offline dshawg77

  • Posts: 711
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #4: June 17, 2017, 01:44:16 PM »
When you mess with people's roles...this is what happens. A real shame. Thanks Lerners.

Offline dcpatti

  • Posts: 2724
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #5: June 17, 2017, 02:28:37 PM »

Jorge Castillo @jorgeccastillo

Dusty said Kelley is dealing with a neck spasm + too early to say if a DL stint is needed. Said he was concerned with his velo last night.

2:18 PM · Jun 17, 2017

Offline aspenbubba

  • Posts: 4031
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #6: June 17, 2017, 04:32:13 PM »
Jorge Castillo @jorgeccastillo

Dusty said Kelley is dealing with a neck spasm + too early to say if a DL stint is needed. Said he was concerned with his velo last night.

2:18 PM · Jun 17, 2017
That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.

Offline Natsinpwc

  • Posts: 11490
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #7: June 17, 2017, 04:34:59 PM »
 :rofl:
That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.

Offline spidernat

  • Posts: 68845
  • The Lerners are Cheap AND Crooked
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #8: June 17, 2017, 04:36:00 PM »
That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.



:spit:

Offline varoadking

  • Posts: 22355
  • This is Howie do it...
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #9: June 17, 2017, 04:36:09 PM »
That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.
:hysterical:

Offline mitlen

  • Posts: 55778
  • We had 'em all the way.
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #10: June 17, 2017, 04:39:45 PM »
That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.

:spit:

Offline JCA-CrystalCity

  • Global Moderator
  • ****
  • Posts: 25003
  • Platoon - not just a movie, a baseball obsession
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #11: June 17, 2017, 06:21:37 PM »
That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.
for the records, POTY nominee.

Offline Expos

  • Posts: 575
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #12: June 17, 2017, 08:33:23 PM »
Who is worse? Kelly or Blanton??

Offline spidernat

  • Posts: 68845
  • The Lerners are Cheap AND Crooked
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #13: June 17, 2017, 08:36:54 PM »
Same guys, different screen names? :poke:

Offline welch

  • Posts: 12231
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #14: June 17, 2017, 08:38:13 PM »
Who is worse? Kelly or Blanton??

Ha!!


Offline Optics

  • Posts: 9195

Online bluestreak

  • Posts: 4877
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #16: June 18, 2017, 10:26:10 AM »
Well, he's on the 10 day DL now.

Offline GburgNatsFan

  • Posts: 18714
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #17: June 18, 2017, 12:43:03 PM »
:clap:
That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.

Offline UMDNats

  • Posts: 14111
  • 2018 nationals
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #18: June 18, 2017, 02:14:31 PM »
That was from whipping his head around to see where the HR's land.

slow clap

Offline KV

  • Posts: 1294
  • PULL MY FINGER!
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #19: September 09, 2017, 12:59:48 PM »
Has he been DFA'd yet?

Offline Slateman

  • Posts: 43267
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #20: September 09, 2017, 01:32:38 PM »
Has he been DFA'd yet?

Are you kidding? Kelley will make the postseason roster.

Online bluestreak

  • Posts: 4877
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #21: September 09, 2017, 01:33:23 PM »
If I was this consistently bad at my job and hadn’t been crap-canned, my co-workers would certainly have murdered me by now.

Offline tomterp

  • Global Moderator
  • ****
  • Posts: 32890
  • Hell yes!
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #22: September 09, 2017, 02:02:52 PM »
Are you kidding? Kelley will make the postseason roster.

That's as ridiculous as it gets. 

But still, it's entirely likely.   

 :crazy:  :spaz:

Offline Truconfidence

  • Posts: 2947
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #23: September 09, 2017, 04:00:36 PM »
Basically the only spot to debate on the postseason roster is Kelley or Romero.

Offline aspenbubba

  • Posts: 4031
Re: Shawn Kelley is an unmitigated disaster
« Reply #24: September 09, 2017, 04:06:50 PM »
If I was this consistently bad at my job and hadn’t been crap-canned, my co-workers would certainly have murdered me by now.
I thought of doing it last night but I have other people on my list first.