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Offline NJ Ave

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Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Topic Start: September 22, 2016, 01:48:09 PM »
http://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/180-l-4828-sj5v64/13301-dover-road-reisterstown-md-21136

Poor judgment on this level should disqualify him from ever being a major league manager.  :spaz:

Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #1: September 22, 2016, 02:37:07 PM »
Palace of kitsch  :lol:

Offline mitlen

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #2: September 22, 2016, 02:41:25 PM »
Boycott Baltimore  ...  Rich man's trailer.     All it needs is a velvet/felt Elvis.

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #3: September 22, 2016, 02:51:35 PM »
The main level and bedrooms had to be staged by a decorator - no real person could stand to live with that crap all over the walls and those fussy fabrics. :spaz:

Loved the downstairs workout room, though!

Offline varoadking

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #4: September 22, 2016, 03:04:16 PM »
The main level and bedrooms had to be staged by a decorator - no real person could stand to live with that crap all over the walls and those fussy fabrics. :spaz:

Loved the downstairs workout room, though!

The furnishings look like something one of my great-aunts would have put together in the '60's...

Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #5: September 22, 2016, 03:13:38 PM »
The Red Sox jersey on the wall made me laugh

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #6: September 22, 2016, 03:35:56 PM »
12 million and I get a gravel driveway?

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #7: September 22, 2016, 03:41:40 PM »
12 million and I get a gravel driveway?

Designer gravel.  It does come with a raveled asphalt parking apron at the four car garage.  And what's up with that...just 4 cars?  Hell, we have 4 cars, and a motorcycle!

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #8: September 22, 2016, 03:43:20 PM »


Loved the downstairs workout room, though!

probably has a "juice" bar

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #9: September 22, 2016, 03:43:48 PM »
probably has a "juice" bar

 :clap:

Maybe Face will show interest...

Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #10: September 22, 2016, 04:02:13 PM »
Srsly.  For 12.5 mil you could buy about a square mile of West Baltimore.   
12 million and I get a gravel driveway?

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #11: September 22, 2016, 04:36:37 PM »
French whorehouse doesn't do it justice.

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #12: September 22, 2016, 07:17:21 PM »
6 BR, 10 full BA, 5 partial - so what, 15 toilets for 6 bedrooms? What do you do with that, put your daily dump on a 2-week rotating schedule with a backup just in case of...backup?

Also, that baseball field is about 205 to left.  Maybe the WNFF HR Derby can be there.  After that, we can retire to read the "Keep it Simple" sign over a kitchen island the size of Cuba.

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #13: September 22, 2016, 07:24:27 PM »
6 BR, 10 full BA, 5 partial - so what, 15 toilets for 6 bedrooms? What do you do with that, put your daily dump on a 2-week rotating schedule with a backup just in case of...backup?

Also, that baseball field is about 205 to left.  Maybe the WNFF HR Derby can be there.  After that, we can retire to read the "Keep it Simple" sign over a kitchen island the size of Cuba.

Wiffle ball with an electrical tape wrap.

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #14: September 22, 2016, 07:26:58 PM »
Chateau de Chron's
6 BR, 10 full BA, 5 partial - so what, 15 toilets for 6 bedrooms? What do you do with that, put your daily dump on a 2-week rotating schedule with a backup just in case of...backup?

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #15: September 22, 2016, 08:21:34 PM »
Don't say I never gave anything to WNFF. I gave this thread.

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #16: September 22, 2016, 08:27:54 PM »
This must be a bit of a conundrum for Sotheby's...I mean, Babe Ruth is dead, and who else wants a massive luxe baseball castle in greater (lesser?) Balmer?  I would imagine that Brady Anderson hangs his banana hammock back in LA.   

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Re: Cal Ripken's House for Sale
« Reply #17: September 22, 2016, 08:39:15 PM »
  I would imagine that Brady Anderson hangs his banana hammock back in LA.   

Brady Anderson is hammonds' roommate.  :stir: