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Offline RJ2kWJ

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #125: September 16, 2016, 08:40:09 PM »
Why couldn't Zimm hit like that when I had to pitch to him in AAU ball? F*cker crushed me in High School.

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #126: September 16, 2016, 08:40:51 PM »
Why couldn't Zimm hit like that when I had to pitch to him in AAU ball? F*cker crushed me in High School.

 :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Face WAS a stud.

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #127: September 16, 2016, 08:42:31 PM »

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #128: September 16, 2016, 08:43:03 PM »
Why couldn't Zimm hit like that when I had to pitch to him in AAU ball? F*cker crushed me in High School.

Good thing you prefaced the declaration with the first sentence.

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #129: September 16, 2016, 08:43:57 PM »
VaRK, quit whining. That's not piss Zimmernan is pouring on you. It's beer so drink up.

You're right...to paraphrase Ray: "He's hitting a hard .214."

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #130: September 16, 2016, 08:44:23 PM »
Mad Max

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #131: September 16, 2016, 08:45:20 PM »
Good thing you prefaced the declaration with the first sentence.



Probably could've worded that better.

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #132: September 16, 2016, 08:46:34 PM »
Not all of us - I was a geek

We all were.

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #133: September 16, 2016, 08:47:40 PM »
Not all of us - I was a geek


Mathguy's can be studs.

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #134: September 16, 2016, 08:49:59 PM »
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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #135: September 16, 2016, 08:51:35 PM »
That Christmas sweater of yours is 100% pimp.  These are interesting times.
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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #136: September 16, 2016, 08:55:48 PM »
Why couldn't Zimm hit like that when I had to pitch to him in AAU ball? F*cker crushed me in High School.

Not even the best player on his team

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #137: September 16, 2016, 08:56:34 PM »
Why couldn't Zimm hit like that when I had to pitch to him in AAU ball? F*cker crushed me in High School.

Probably why you're startin' GDTs.       :poke:

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #138: September 16, 2016, 08:59:04 PM »
So I'm at a chain restaurant and the guy two tables over orders an appetizer that is basically cheese, bacon, and more cheese.

He's complaining about it being to salty. I'm like, motherfreaker, you ordered cheese and bacon, with pieces of fried bread to funnel said cheese and bacon in to your mouth. What the freak did you expect? Some sort of applesauce flavor?

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #139: September 16, 2016, 09:00:05 PM »
So I'm at a chain restaurant and the guy two tables over orders an appetizer that is basically cheese, bacon, and more cheese.

He's complaining about it being to salty. I'm like, motherfreaker, you ordered cheese and bacon, with pieces of fried bread to funnel said cheese and bacon in to your mouth. What the freak did you expect? Some sort of applesauce flavor?

They're everywhere.

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #140: September 16, 2016, 09:00:39 PM »
Carpenter :lmao:

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #141: September 16, 2016, 09:00:55 PM »
Actually I was wearing a letter sweater, as equipment manager of the football, basketball, and baseball teams.

That Christmas sweater of yours is 100% pimp.  These are interesting times.

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #142: September 16, 2016, 09:03:19 PM »
Joe Worst.

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #143: September 16, 2016, 09:04:16 PM »
Probably why you're startin' GDTs.       :poke:


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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #144: September 16, 2016, 09:04:39 PM »
Gracias Murphy.

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #145: September 16, 2016, 09:05:37 PM »
If that's a starter, I can only imagine what the main course is.  Crispy double-fried sausage-stuffed doughnut fondue? 
So I'm at a chain restaurant and the guy two tables over orders an appetizer that is basically cheese, bacon, and more cheese.

He's complaining about it being to salty. I'm like, motherfreaker, you ordered cheese and bacon, with pieces of fried bread to funnel said cheese and bacon in to your mouth. What the freak did you expect? Some sort of applesauce flavor?

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #146: September 16, 2016, 09:08:04 PM »
Offense is done.

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #147: September 16, 2016, 09:08:59 PM »
Bryce stared at 2 beauties.

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #148: September 16, 2016, 09:09:11 PM »
That's OK.  They put up 5 and exceeded quota early. 
Offense is done.

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 1
« Reply #149: September 16, 2016, 09:13:24 PM »
And to top it off, Ramos should not be playing tonight.