Summarized: Papelbon can feel himself getting old, finally realizes that he's not going to catch Rivera, and therefore wants to move the goalposts that he (and only he) thought were remotely plausible from the start.
Welcome back to earth, turd.
Person in the waning years of their career starting to appreciate what's really important is such a bad thing now?
Nothing he says is ever going to be right for this fan base.
