Author Topic: Barves: Knights Templar of Unwritten Rules and gutless anti-American douche bags  (Read 83720 times)

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Offline JCA-CrystalCity

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I'm happy I picked Dickerson up in the WNFF fantasy league.  I like to pick up guys going against the Barves just for that extra joy when the Barves lose.

Offline blue911

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Just to rub salt in the wound, Nick Masset hit Evan Gattis later in the game.

Offline Truconfidence

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The braves are notorious for this crap. Dickerson didnt mean to hurt Laird but of course the victim mentally of the team and its fans takes over. They really are silly about just plunking guys willy nilly. I hope next year Dickerson hits a homer off Carpenter and pimps the hell out of it.

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this we need to bump this. jesus christ that team is full of jerks

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how is it we went 2 months without posting in this thread?


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Mercifully, when the drooling tomahawk-chopping cretins check into Nats Park next week, I'll be in Lithuania.

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Somehow, there should be a scene in a zombie movie with a whole bunch of zombies pursuing their prey, marching in lock step, performing the tomahawk chop, while their leader says, "you have broken the unwritten rule, you must be eaten."   They could go to Citizen's Bank Park, see a bunch of Phillies fans and say, "wait, I thought you said that we'd be able to eat brains if we followed you. There's nothing to eat at CBP."

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how is it we went 2 months without posting in this thread?

It's hard to talk trash from the rear.

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Offline Kevrock

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Thread title edited to include "gutless".

I'm going to run out of ways to tweak the thread title to include new douchiness, so either the Barves need to grow up or Chief needs to up the thread title limit.

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Awful, just awful

:lmao: Man those Rockies announcers made my day.

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Thread title edited to include "gutless".

I'm going to run out of ways to tweak the thread title to include new douchiness, so either the Barves need to grow up or Chief needs to up the thread title limit.

You need to add the word "thread" at the end of it..


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David Carpenter
Yes.  Chris is not gutless, just UCL-less.

Offline Kevrock

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Fine, video is still hilarious

Offline CALSGR8

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Its shameful but the list of teams doing this crap is growing.
Phillies
Braves
Rays
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No mention of Machado from the birds fan.  :stir:


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I just had a Barves fan say that Chris Johnson is better than Ryan Zimmerman because he hits for a higher average.

Offline blue911

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I just had a Barves fan say that Chris Johnson is better than Ryan Zimmerman because he hits for a higher average.

Never argue with a moron.

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Offline Slateman

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So if anyone posts over on ExtremeSkins, I invite you to look at Bubble Screen's posts in the MLB thread. They're hilarious. He's trying to claim Chris Johnson is a better hitter than Ryan Zimmerman because Johnson's batting average is two points higher. Says I'm "cherry picking stats" by using OBP, slugging, ISO, wRC+, and just about every other measurement.

You cannot make this crap up. Not even Phillies fans are this retarded