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Offline HalfSmokes

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Braves getting no-no'd yesterday (by four Phillies pitchers, led by Hamels with six innings)...so sweet....

is pulling a pitcher with a no no intact breaking an unwritten rule? someone needs a ball in the back

Offline tomterp

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is pulling a pitcher with a no no intact breaking an unwritten rule? someone needs a ball in the back

Yes, and fans just can't handle that sort of stress.  There'd be a lot more team no-hitters if pitchers were replaced as needed rather than keeping the starter in there  :pray: gassed hoping for a statistical nicety.

In other words, everyone (managers, players, fans) gets hung up on the no-hitter and forgets about just winning the game and pacing pitchers for the full season.

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Hamels reportedly told Sandburg that he was gassed after 6...

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Hamels reportedly told Sandburg that he was gassed after 6...

Not surprised.


Offline Slateman

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He threw 108 pitches. Honestly, is there a reason he should have gone out and tried to throw a no hitter on 150 pitches? It's one thing if your in a pennant race or looking for the big contract. It's another if you're not.

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Gattis sitting out due to strep. What a puss.

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Offline JMW IV

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Yall see this Queen Douchetastic on twitter  calling us "trashy" for "booing" Drew Storen in the 9th tonight?

Lmao.

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Yall see this Queen Douchetastic on twitter  calling us "trashy" for "booing" Drew Storen in the 9th tonight?

Lmao.

 He's faced the Nationals for years. :hysterical:

What's with him being the Nationals' biggest fan lately? Maybe he wants his legacy to be hitting Bryce Harper with that pitch.

Offline houston-nat

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Yall see this Queen Douchetastic on twitter  calling us "trashy" for "booing" Drew Storen in the 9th tonight?

Lmao.
Her bio DOES say she is a "tsunami of sarcasm."

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He's faced the Nationals for years. :hysterical:

What's with him being the Nationals' biggest fan lately? Maybe he wants his legacy to be hitting Bryce Harper with that pitch.

Wasnt talking about Hamels.

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we've now won four of our last six against Atlanta.

Offline Kevrock

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Somewhere barvesfan882 is crying himself to sleep

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Somewhere barvesfan882 is crying himself to sleep

Somewhere?  Don't you mean in Springfield, Virginia, the greatest city in America (because nobody talks to each other, according to barvesfan).

Offline whytev

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we've now won four of our last six against Atlanta.

If we win the rest we take the season series!

Offline OldChelsea

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Was there much of a turn-out by the Lobotomised Legion last night? Can't recall hearing any tomahawk-chop chanting on last night's radio broadcast.

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Was there much of a turn-out by the Lobotomised Legion last night? Can't recall hearing any tomahawk-chop chanting on last night's radio broadcast.

There were some but not a large legion, and there was nothing to chop about.


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This is how I picture all Braves fans in my mind.


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This is how I picture all Braves fans in my mind.
The best thing about that video was the terrible lighting.

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The best thing about that video was the terrible lighting.

Pretty sure that was intentional.

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This is how I picture all Braves fans in my mind.

how would trading gattis be "gullible"?

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Barves are now officially eliminated from wildcard contention :clap: