If smiling bothers folks, let's give Rendon a nickname incorporating "the grin" as a menacing trait. I'm gonna start calling him Tony "The Grin" Rendon. He's a hitman and just before he delivers the two run double, he grins at the pitcher. I hope the other team sees it as arrogant.
We have "The Chin" at first, "The Grin" at second, "Operation Desi-storm" at short and "Zim" at third. That's a major league infield worthy of "Red", "Scooter", "Pee Wee", "Maz", "Tiger", "Rocky", "Dr. Strangeglove", "Big Klu" "Big Poison", "Little Poison", etc. Now let's kick some Rockie ass.