What should Rendon's nickname be?

The Grin: no need for explanation
6 (10.2%)
El Martillo:  Spanish for "The Hammer;" earned by the comparison of his wrists and swing to Aaron's
5 (8.5%)
Tony "Two bags":  in honor of his doubles, not his once and maybe future position. sounds vaguely mobbish.
29 (49.2%)
The Hitman:  also has mob overtones
19 (32.2%)

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Offline mitlen

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Re: Enter the Rendon - Grin for the Win
« Reply #25: June 11, 2013, 09:04:23 AM »
If smiling bothers folks, let's give Rendon a nickname incorporating "the grin" as a menacing trait.   I'm gonna start calling him Tony "The Grin" Rendon.     He's a hitman and just before he delivers the two run double, he grins at the pitcher.    I hope the other team sees it as arrogant.

We have "The Chin" at first, "The Grin" at second, "Operation Desi-storm" at short and "Zim" at third.    That's a major league infield worthy of "Red", "Scooter", "Pee Wee", "Maz", "Tiger", "Rocky", "Dr. Strangeglove", "Big Klu" "Big Poison", "Little Poison", etc.    Now let's kick some Rockie ass.