ATL :W: trolling thread - at least we all like Little Feat

[TigerFan]

We've still got nine games against atl.  All in the second half, hopefully when we will be playing the best ball of the season.  If we take six of those games we should just need to win series to minimally make the playoffs.  Sweeps would be better I agree. 

[TigerFan]

Can we banish all these freakasses to the Out Of Town Scoreboard section?

TigerFan, you're cool... you can stay.

Coming from a legend like you that's pure gold!

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

Last night reminded me that the last time I was there for a walk-off was Werth's homer in game 4 of the NLDS, when I lost my mind and threw my phone, never to be seen again.  We should do that more often 

[Monarch]

personally I don't think we're in any position to talk smack to the braves right now. they've owned us this year and are way up in the standings. I will say that yesterdays moves were the right ones and hopefully Tracy will be the next one out of town, but at the same time he only gets one AB a night and I'd hate to stut the growth of someone who would be better served to play everyday. thats why bernidina sticks IMO. I think we know what we have with him and thats solid D replacement. he's not on the 25 man roster to be a full time starter. Tracy shouldn't be on any roster.

I will say that the fact that we are so horrible compared to the rest of MLB in batting stats and we're sitting at .500 right now is a positive IMO. if we start hitting and our pitching gets healthy we'll win a lot more than we lose going forward.

at any rate, can you tell I'm enjoying the kool aid this morning? 

[GburgNatsFan]

Tigerfan and others like him hope for the Nats to do well (while they hope even harder for their main team). What a bunch of Braves fans are doing here, I just don't know.

Can we banish all these freakasses to the Out Of Town Scoreboard section?

TigerFan, you're cool... you can stay.

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

Passing time before their dishwasher shift at Stuckey's

Tigerfan and others like him hope for the Nats to do well (while they hope even harder for their main team). What a bunch of Braves fans are doing here, I just don't know.

[spidernat]

Tigerfan and others like him hope for the Nats to do well (while they hope even harder for their main team). What a bunch of Braves fans are doing here, I just don't know.

[Copecwby20]

Tigerfan and others like him hope for the Nats to do well (while they hope even harder for their main team). What a bunch of Braves fans are doing here, I just don't know.

I think they are gathering intel so they can try and take me out next time I'm running around their ballpark, snatching up all their wimminz....

[GburgNatsFan]

Judging from your pictures, they can make a case.

I think they are gathering intel so they can try and take me out next time I'm running around their ballpark, snatching up all their wimminz....

[GburgNatsFan]

Not everyone there gets a primo Stuckey's job.

Passing time before their dishwasher shift at Stuckey's

[Copecwby20]

Not everyone there gets a primo Stuckey's job.

Huddle House is hiring.... Or ever since Gattis got called up, I heard they are hiring for Janitors.

[wpa2629]

[TigerFan]

Last night reminded me that the last time I was there for a walk-off was Werth's homer in game 4 of the NLDS, when I lost my mind and threw my phone, never to be seen again.  We should do that more often 

Awesome story!  Did you throw it up in the air in celebration?  I once threw a phone at a jackass driver but it was a bulky old Nextel and only got cosmetic scrapes. 

[TigerFan]

personally I don't think we're in any position to talk smack to the braves right now.

I agree that we shouldn't go to their site and poke the bear.  I also believe that if some asshat does here they get anything they deserve.  I would never tuck my tail in any situation when at home. 

[JCA-CrystalCity]

I really don't bother withthis thread that much, but if there is something offensive (as opposed to just smack), don't forgethe report to mod button.

[Copecwby20]

I agree that we shouldn't go to their site and poke the bear.  I also believe that if some asshat does here they get anything they deserve.  I would never tuck my tail in any situation when at home.

To the tune of "Behind Closed Doors" by Rise Against

hands broke and coolers toppled
floor littered with cortisone bottles
given no chance to win, but...
we're not running, we're not running

[ajcartwright]

did you see that? did
you feel that? the season
has begun - Werth's here.

his shoulders are broad,
he's pulled the sword from the stone,
Jayson Werth - our leader

[TigerFan]

To the tune of "Behind Closed Doors" by Rise Against

hands broke and coolers toppled
floor littered with cortisone bottles
given no chance to win, but...
we're not running, we're not running

Rise Against is some good damned music to get oneself fired up. 

[ajcartwright]

the other East teams
did gasp in horror last night,
"#%^@, The Nats are back"

[Copecwby20]

Rise Against is some good damned music to get oneself fired up.

I call it turret music.

My friend turned me on to it when I was running a 240 in Iraq.

[Mc21]

Like I said, we'll see in September. The Braves are one of the streakiest teams in baseball, so if the Nationals play consistent baseball like they did all of last year you won't be riding on your high horse anymore.

They are playing a pretty consistent brand of .500 baseball this year. It's been two months and they're still at .500. They started the season 0-0 and here they are 29-29. They've gotten nowhere.

It's really hard finally coming to the realization that career years from so many guys don't repeat itself, isn't it?

[madj55]

They are playing a pretty consistent brand of .500 baseball this year. It's been two months and they're still at .500. They started the season 0-0 and here they are 29-29. They've gotten nowhere.

It's really hard finally coming to the realization that career years from so many guys don't repeat itself, isn't it?

Is it as hard as realizing that your squad won 14 consecutive division titles and only has one championship to show from that? And that you haven't accomplished anything since then? I was trying to be nice, but honestly go freak yourself. No one gives a freak about what you have to say on here. Is your life so sad that you have to come onto a Washington Nationals site to talk crap about being in first place in June? Maybe when you guys actually do something of relevance again people will care but until then stay in bumass Georgia and shove some freaking peaches up your ass motherfreaker.

[Smithian]

Stop feeding the troll.

[TigerFan]

They are playing a pretty consistent brand of .500 baseball this year. It's been two months and they're still at .500. They started the season 0-0 and here they are 29-29. They've gotten nowhere.

It's really hard finally coming to the realization that career years from so many guys don't repeat itself, isn't it?

They haven't had three of their best hitters for extended times throughout the season too.  I'm not saying they will ever get fully healthy but if they do and the pitching remains solid this is a team that could be dominant.  The schedule is favorable as well.  I'm sure if these things happen you will retreat back and will no longer be seen or heard from again. 

[ajcartwright]

Is it as hard as realizing that your squad won 14 consecutive division titles and only has one championship to show from that? And that you haven't accomplished anything since then? I was trying to be nice, but honestly go freak yourself. No one gives a freak about what you have to say on here. Is your life so sad that you have to come onto a Washington Nationals site to talk crap about being in first place in June? Maybe when you guys actually do something of relevance again people will care but until then stay in bumass Georgia and shove some freaking peaches up your ass motherfreaker.

and lest we forget,
I will bring it up myself
the infield fly rule