If Drew Storen, who can't seem to give up a scoreless inning, faced the Nationals, who can't seem to score off any pitchers other than starting pitchers, would:
A) The Nats score runs off Storen,
B) Storen shut down the Nats, or
C) Equal but opposite suckitude cause a singularity that would suck us all in and destroy everything we know and love
?