I found this clip from somone's geocities web page:
Christian Guzman is the slick fielding All Star shortstop for the Minnesota Twins. This season Christian is not only making great plays with his glove he has become a hitting machine! Guzman is a switch hitter with gap power and can beat out infeild hits. Guzman is a flat out speed demon! He led the league last year with 20 triples, and had 28 steals. Christian was ranked #1 in Baseball America, as the fasted base runner and has been clocked at a god like 10.6 seconds from home to third. Christian was named to the 2001 All Star team.
In light of our Christian Guzman, this almost seems mocking.
we shoulda signed THIS Christian Guzman to a 4-year, 16M dollar deal.
but instead Jim Bowden got CRISTIAN Guzman, the goober that we currently have and hate.