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Offline imref

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End of the World Watch
« Topic Start: December 19, 2012, 05:05:13 PM »
3 days left.  What's everyone doing to prepare? 

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #1: December 19, 2012, 05:28:46 PM »
Paying for my share of a season ticket plan. No damn way I'm leaving without saying I have season tickets. :)

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #2: December 19, 2012, 05:31:23 PM »
Consuming about 12K calories a day. I'm eating Wendy's, pizza, Chipotle and all kinds of junk food like it's going out of style.  :shock:

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #3: December 19, 2012, 05:56:22 PM »
Getting crap faced

Offline GburgNatsFan

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #4: December 19, 2012, 06:14:33 PM »
Not a good idea if this turns out to be a Zombie-style apocalypse. Drunk = Eaten.

Getting crap faced

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #5: December 19, 2012, 06:44:41 PM »
Trying to track down sugar man
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Offline Frau Mau

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #6: December 19, 2012, 06:55:19 PM »
so wait, are we talking polar shift, volcano, rapture or what? I need to know what to wear. :P

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #7: December 19, 2012, 06:58:24 PM »
so wait, are we talking polar shift, volcano, rapture or what? I need to know what to wear. :P

I'm gonna wear a speedo and a tube top.

Offline Frau Mau

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #8: December 19, 2012, 07:01:32 PM »
I'm gonna wear a speedo and a tube top.

they better match or no rapture for you.

ATBC has a lovely feather boa and codpiece picked out for the occasion.

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #9: December 19, 2012, 07:03:43 PM »
As already posted in the CT school shootings thread in Uncensored:


A MANIAC who knifed 23 children at a school in central China on Friday told police he did it because he believed an ancient Mayan prophecy that the world will end this Friday December 21, 2012.

So don't kill anyone.  But eat as many Oreos as you possibly can, to extend the Mayan Calendar.

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #10: December 19, 2012, 07:06:26 PM »
they better match or no rapture for you.

ATBC has a lovely feather boa and codpiece picked out for the occasion.

Good man, is it his wedding or funeral cod piece?

Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #11: December 19, 2012, 07:07:26 PM »
Someone was telling me about deep fried oreos...I think they were at some fair in a hick place like Mississippi or Scotland where people batter and fry everything in sight. 

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #12: December 19, 2012, 07:10:21 PM »
Good man, is it his wedding or funeral cod piece?

it is the one he wore for his birthday, seems appropriate.

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #13: December 19, 2012, 07:12:06 PM »
Someone was telling me about deep fried oreos...I think they were at some fair in a hick place like Mississippi or Scotland where people batter and fry everything in sight. 
I live in one of those places.

Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #14: December 19, 2012, 07:26:14 PM »
How are they?
I live in one of those places.

Offline blue911

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #15: December 19, 2012, 07:56:04 PM »
I live in one of those places.

Do the Mayans know you're curing porkbelly?

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #16: December 19, 2012, 08:14:38 PM »
I'm gonna wear a speedo and a tube top.

May as well go nude, you're clothes fall off when you get raptured anyway.  Save some time so you get in first and get to pick the primo real estate.

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #17: December 19, 2012, 08:24:17 PM »
My Lego fortress should protect my anything.

Offline imref

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #18: December 19, 2012, 09:00:06 PM »
i will keep a bottle of tequila near by, so if the world does end hopefully i'll be able to toast the mayans.  My last words will be "well played Mayans" as I down the shot.

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Re: End of the World Watch
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Offline cmdterps44

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #20: December 19, 2012, 09:39:05 PM »
I think I heard something like this:

The planets were aligning together for the first time ever and that people are worried something would happen... or something. I didn't even look up to see if that was anywhere factual that the planets were aligning.

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #21: December 19, 2012, 09:41:19 PM »
I think I heard something like this:

The planets were aligning together for the first time ever and that people are worried something would happen... or something. I didn't even look up to see if that was anywhere factual that the planets were aligning.

I thought they aligned a few months ago

Offline RobDibblesGhost

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #22: December 19, 2012, 09:45:55 PM »
Someone was telling me about deep fried oreos...I think they were at some fair in a hick place like Mississippi or Scotland where people batter and fry everything in sight. 

There's a carnival at the Bull Run Festival of Lights in Centreville (you can see it from I-66) - they've got a stand with deep fried Oreos, plus they still have Twinkies (!) and they deep-fry those too.  They're open every night through the 31st :)

Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #23: December 19, 2012, 10:15:36 PM »
Wow, I guess one needs to get their deep-fried twinkies now or never. 

Offline imref

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Re: End of the World Watch
« Reply #24: December 20, 2012, 12:17:31 AM »
There's a carnival at the Bull Run Festival of Lights in Centreville (you can see it from I-66) - they've got a stand with deep fried Oreos, plus they still have Twinkies (!) and they deep-fry those too.  They're open every night through the 31st :)

wow - we're heading there this weekend.  Thanks!