Nolasco now states through his agent he wants to be traded. Also the Marlins are actively shopping Yunel Escobar.
HERE ARE YOUR 2013 MIAMI MARLINS!!!
In Center Field, leading off, the only cuban left in Miami who DIDN'T hear what Ozzie said!
Batting second, short stop, the sober guy from the Clevelander!
The three hole, playing third base, announcer Cookie Rojas!
Hitting clean up, the Giant Slayer himself, right fielder Big Giancarlo Stanton!
The left fielder, batting fifth and still on the team for some reason, the tweeting temptation, Logan Morrison!
Somehow he isn't dead yet and still plays first base, the six hole hitter, El Caballo, Carlos Lee!
Playing second base, hitting 7th, the guy who left the roof open during a rainstorm!
Number 8, from the squat, Benito Santiago!
AAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDD your opening day starter, the one and the only, KEVIN BROWN!!!!!!