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Offline Copecwby20

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #50: November 01, 2012, 06:49:31 PM »
She went from being a slutty cop to a Philly fan in 8.7 rum and cokes

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #51: November 01, 2012, 07:03:32 PM »
She went from being a slutty cop to a Philly fan in 8.7 rum and cokes

Rookie on the rum.   :)

Offline Copecwby20

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #52: November 01, 2012, 07:27:35 PM »
Our first date consisted of her getting tanked, passing out and throwing up in her car.

Third time we went out she fell asleep in the nathroom and as I was dragging her lifeless body into the back seat of the car while these two particularly ghetto looking guys were looking at me all crazy. I looked them square in the eyes and said "you gotta get them white nages to go home with you somehow, you feel me?" They ignored my attempt at a fistbump and walked off. The bouncer was looking at me and asked "Did you really just say that?"

Needless to say everytime we go out I expect her to end up taking a porcelain nap. It's not her fault though, girls keep buying her shots.

Offline LomboLover

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #53: November 01, 2012, 07:31:29 PM »
Our first date consisted of her getting tanked, passing out and throwing up in her car.

Third time we went out she fell asleep in the nathroom and as I was dragging her lifeless body into the back seat of the car while these two particularly ghetto looking guys were looking at me all crazy. I looked them square in the eyes and said "you gotta get them white nages to go home with you somehow, you feel me?" They ignored my attempt at a fistbump and walked off. The bouncer was looking at me and asked "Did you really just say that?"

Needless to say everytime we go out I expect her to end up taking a porcelain nap. It's not her fault though, girls keep buying her shots.

Idk what kind of shots they were but they were delicious and tasted like cake!!  :mg:

Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #54: November 01, 2012, 07:35:35 PM »
 :glug: :crackup:

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #55: November 01, 2012, 07:36:41 PM »
Idk what kind of shots they were but they were delicious and tasted like cake!!  :mg:

Sounds like B52s. Those things are dessert in a glass. Kahlua, amaretto, Baileys.

Dangit I'm thirsty.

Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #56: November 01, 2012, 07:37:23 PM »
mmmmm-mmmm, mind erasers...

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #57: November 01, 2012, 07:40:47 PM »
Sounds like B52s. Those things are dessert in a glass. Kahlua, amaretto, Baileys.

Dangit I'm thirsty.




three sickeningly sweet liqueurs mixed- sounds good (so glad my wife just drinks beer now- having to drink that crap with her was awful)

Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #58: November 01, 2012, 07:45:18 PM »
Anyone ever have a 'razzle dazzle'?  I think they are absinthe and brandy.  Maybe some ginger ale.

Offline Copecwby20

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #59: November 01, 2012, 07:52:44 PM »
There is this one shot where you lick a toad, do a shot of absinthe, and bite an Everclear infused mushroom. I would elaborate but the details are fuzzy, the investigation is ongoing and my dog hasn't looked at me the same since.

Offline comish4lif

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #60: November 01, 2012, 07:58:00 PM »
Anyone ever have a 'razzle dazzle'?  I think they are absinthe and brandy.  Maybe some ginger ale.


Correct on the ingredients....
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drinkz157y47.html

Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #61: November 01, 2012, 08:06:51 PM »
I need a couple of those before the United game on Saturday.  Good thing I don't have a dog...

There is this one shot where you lick a toad, do a shot of absinthe, and bite an Everclear infused mushroom. I would elaborate but the details are fuzzy, the investigation is ongoing and my dog hasn't looked at me the same since.


Offline Minty Fresh

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #62: November 01, 2012, 09:07:07 PM »
she got most of the block- not bad for her first time

She's adorable.  Must look like her mom.  ;)

Offline CALSGR8

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #63: November 01, 2012, 10:06:10 PM »
HALFSMOKES. Shes a cutie!  Must have Daddy wrapped tightly around her little pinky!  Lol!

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #64: November 02, 2012, 08:53:51 AM »
HALFSMOKES. Shes a cutie!  Must have Daddy wrapped tightly around her little pinky!  Lol!

her favorite words are more an no

Offline Frau Mau

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #65: November 02, 2012, 11:08:02 AM »
her favorite words are more an no

just like me!

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Re: Happy Halloween
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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #67: November 02, 2012, 11:37:46 AM »
her favorite words are more an no

I've babysat, taught and coached many kids and this it the case more often than I can count :lol: she's very cute, and I love the costume!

Offline CALSGR8

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Re: Happy Halloween
« Reply #68: November 02, 2012, 12:49:59 PM »
her favorite words are more an no

Next big one will be "Why?" to everything!