The bogger is DQ'd for the Nats Fail series back when times were tough. Boz is DQ'd based on his love for the Os. George Will should be in the running, but Krauthammer is the clear choice.
I figured you'd be in the tank for Chico Harlan.
Anyway, here's Chico, along with Boz, Kilgore, Svrluga and Wagner with a video retro of the team from inception through today.http://www.yurasko.net/wfy/2012/10/great-post-beat-writers-video-on-nats-since-2005.html