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Online OldChelsea

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On second thought, make that a beer please
« Topic Start: September 25, 2012, 02:56:27 PM »
...you just never know where those wine boxes have been: http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2012/sep/24/frat-at-ut-under-30-day-suspension-bizarre/

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Offline 1995hoo

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Re: On second thought, make that a beer please
« Reply #1: September 25, 2012, 03:12:17 PM »
Where might you have found that story?  :rofl:

(Those not named Old Chelsea won't get the inside joke)

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Re: On second thought, make that a beer please
« Reply #2: September 25, 2012, 03:16:42 PM »
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"Upon extensive questioning it is believed that members of the fraternity were using rubber tubing inserted into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol


:wtf:  PANatsFan must've been part of this group. 

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Re: On second thought, make that a beer please
« Reply #3: September 25, 2012, 04:35:22 PM »
Um... squirting wine up your ass. Isn't that a little homoerotic for a frat? A lot of my fraternity memories are slighty fuzzy, but I can assure you no one ever suggested that...

Offline Dave B

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Re: On second thought, make that a beer please
« Reply #4: September 25, 2012, 05:26:44 PM »
thats gotta be hazing, right? nobody does that for fun

Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: On second thought, make that a beer please
« Reply #5: September 25, 2012, 07:13:25 PM »
I gather that this is a pretty common phenomenon in high schools around the country...I guess you have less of a chance of being busted unless your trig teacher is into sniffing ass.

Offline tomterp

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Re: On second thought, make that a beer please
« Reply #6: September 25, 2012, 07:38:22 PM »
  :lol:  Oh yeah, those frat boys really know how to party.


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Re: On second thought, make that a beer please
« Reply #7: September 25, 2012, 07:51:01 PM »
I gather that this is a pretty common phenomenon in high schools around the country...I guess you have less of a chance of being busted unless your trig teacher is into sniffing ass.

Interesting, I wonder how that would affect a Breathalyzer.

Offline spidernat

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Re: On second thought, make that a beer please
« Reply #8: September 25, 2012, 08:15:47 PM »
Interesting, I wonder how that would affect a Breathalyzer.

Just don't let out a blast when the cops are near.

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Re: On second thought, make that a beer please
« Reply #9: September 26, 2012, 08:48:52 AM »
I gather that this is a pretty common phenomenon in high schools around the country...I guess you have less of a chance of being busted unless your trig teacher is into sniffing ass.

:lmao:

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Re: On second thought, make that a beer please
« Reply #10: September 26, 2012, 02:07:27 PM »
this method bypasses the liver and maximizes your bang for the buck on your alcohol purchase.

Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: On second thought, make that a beer please
« Reply #11: September 26, 2012, 02:39:16 PM »
And with the price of a plastic pint bottle of rotgut these days, you've gotta make every penny count

this method bypasses the liver and maximizes your bang for the buck on your alcohol purchase.