On the twenty-third of the fifth month of the year nineteen hundred and eighty-six, an impeccable star was created. A man in the world, a superhuman upon the baseball diamond. This man will duel his antagonists residing in Philadelphia, hereby referred to as the "Phillies", adorning the number twenty-seven for the Washington Nationals, of whom it has been stated numerous times that we message board warriors of the Washington Nationals Fan Forum are quote endquote "Nuts." about aforementioned team.
Today is the day that we rise up! Onward in our quest for Internet greatness!
Jordan Zimmermann, 9-7, 2.54 ERA
LineupsThe Noble Nationals 77-49 The Ruffians of Philadelphia 60-67
SS Knightly Danny Espinosa Jimmothy Rollins
CF Prince Bryce Harper Juwan Pierre
3B King Ryan Zimmerman Mosquito Utley
RF Ex-Ruffian Jayson Werth Temp
1B Noble Defender Adam LaRoche John Mulberry III
LF Royal Guardsman Tyler Moore The Ex-Nobleman
C Serf Jesus Flores Minor league guy
2B Joker Steve Lombardozzi Other minor league guy
P Jordan Zimmermann Clifford Lee