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Online houston-nat

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Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Topic Start: August 08, 2012, 11:41:07 AM »
JOSE ALTUVE FACTS

1. Jose Altuve is short.



2. On May 1, 2012, Jose Altuve (5'5") faced Jon Rauch (6'11"), the biggest height differential between pitcher and batter since Eddie Gaedel. He lined out to first base.



3. Jon Rauch is the height of 1.277 Jose Altuves.



4. Jose Altuve once led off a baseball game with a first-inning inside-the-park standing-up home run.



5. On July 20, Michael Morse hit a home run against Tommy Hanson. The home run traveled the length of 85.8 Jose Altuves.



6. This Olympics, Usain Bolt took only 9.63 seconds to run 60.61 Jose Altuves.



7. Jose Altuve has 5 home runs this year. The most recent, on June 23, traveled 68.86 Altuves.



8. Jose Altuve was born on May 6, 1990. That makes him 24 days older than Eury Perez, 30 days older than Anthony Rendon, and two+ months older than Matt Purke.



9. In 2011, Jose Altuve played in the All-Star Futures Game. In 2012, Jose Altuve played in the All-Star Game.



10. Jose Altuve is awesome.




http://www.howmanyaltuves.com/

2012 Washington Nationals @ 2009 Washington Nationals

[8 August, 2012 - 8:05 PM Yankee Time - 7:05 PM True American Patriot Time - Minute Maid Park - Houston, Republic of Texas]
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The Houston Altuves
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2B Jose Altuve
1B Someone who's not Jose Altuve
3B Someone who's not Jose Altuve
LF Someone who's not Jose Altuve
CF Someone who's not Jose Altuve
RF Someone who's not Jose Altuve
C Someone who's not Jose Altuve
SS Someone who's not Jose Altuve
RHP Armando Galtuvarraga
   The Waltuvington Naltuvinals
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2B Someone who's not Jose Altuve
RF Someone who's not Jose Altuve
3B Someone who's not Jose Altuve
LF Someone who's not Jose Altuve
1B Someone who's not Jose Altuve
CF Someone who's not Jose Altuve
SS Someone who's not Jose Altuve
C Someone who's not Jose Altuve
LHP Gio Gonzaltuvez


Offline lastobjective

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #1: August 08, 2012, 11:43:25 AM »
This thread is awesome :lol:. Short people represent!

Offline Fan037

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #2: August 08, 2012, 11:47:03 AM »
As long as the Astros come up short, I'm okay!

Offline OldChelsea

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #3: August 08, 2012, 11:49:40 AM »
Also on tap for tonight in the NL East:

19.05 - Phillies-Braves Game 3, series level at 1 (Kendrick vs Hudson)
19.10 - Mets-Marlins Game 2, Marlins lead series 1-0 (Young vs Eovaldi)

Offline mitlen

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #4: August 08, 2012, 11:52:56 AM »
Can you shorten the drama and make it an early blowout?

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #5: August 08, 2012, 11:53:24 AM »
The Altuve will become a standard unit of measurement.  New cars will have their "Altuves per gallon" rating posted on the side window.

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #6: August 08, 2012, 12:02:13 PM »
The Altuve will become a standard unit of measurement.  New cars will have their "Altuves per gallon" rating posted on the side window.

I get about 21440 Altuves per gallon, city.

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #7: August 08, 2012, 12:06:36 PM »
This thread my me laugh. Great way to start the day. Let's go Nats!

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #8: August 08, 2012, 01:10:54 PM »
The Astros came up just SHORT the last two nights.

Offline RobDibblesGhost

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #9: August 08, 2012, 01:12:12 PM »
How about a nice 5-1 win in nine innings tonight?


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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #11: August 08, 2012, 02:11:28 PM »
Isn't the Pedroia a similar, but perhaps more northeast-regional measure?

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #12: August 08, 2012, 02:13:02 PM »
I hope Rally Kid shows up again.

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #14: August 08, 2012, 02:34:55 PM »
Isn't the Pedroia a similar, but perhaps more northeast-regional measure?

Indeed, the Pedroia is worth 1.03 Altuves.

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #15: August 08, 2012, 02:36:10 PM »
ahahaha this is amazing

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #16: August 08, 2012, 02:36:32 PM »
That may be an inflated value. Then again, they both may be inflated values.
Indeed, the Pedroia is worth 1.03 Altuves.


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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #17: August 08, 2012, 03:18:36 PM »
“@DrewStoren: People still on edge here after last nights shark attack. Officials advise refraining from hitting baseballs to prevent attacks. #natitude”

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #18: August 08, 2012, 03:34:16 PM »
A smoot is a unit of measurement in the home country.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoot

donde esta el altuve? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humorous_units_of_measurement

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #19: August 08, 2012, 03:54:22 PM »
This thread is awesome :lol:. Short people represent!


How about this?

Randy Newman - Short People (1978)

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #20: August 08, 2012, 03:56:12 PM »
So is tonight the series win or tomorrow?

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #21: August 08, 2012, 05:10:57 PM »
I predict a 6-3 victory.

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #22: August 08, 2012, 05:37:44 PM »
Four game series, last game tomorrow, although it feels like we've been playing them for a week.

So is tonight the series win or tomorrow?



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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #23: August 08, 2012, 05:45:17 PM »
Sweep

Offline CapsnNats

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 3
« Reply #24: August 08, 2012, 06:24:59 PM »
Am I reading the tweets right in that Ejax could throw out of the pen tonight (I'd quote but I'm on my iPhone)?