I just about puked when I saw this:
Club Red 365 Happy Hour at Union Jack's
As a Capitals full season-ticket holder, you are invited to join the Capitals Guest Services team for a Club Red 365 Happy Hour at Union Jack's, located at 671 North Glebe Road, Arlington, VA 22203, next Thursday, Sept. 27 from 6-7:30 p.m. For more info and directions click here.
Come join Caps P.A. announcer Wes Johnson, Slapshot, and the Red Rockers as we enjoy complimentary light appetizers and drink specials at Union Jack's! All full season-ticket holders in attendance will have the opportunity to win exciting Capitals raffle prizes.
Space is limited! To RSVP for the Happy Hour, please click here. The RSVP deadline is Monday, Sept. 24 at 5 p.m. or until space is full. RSVPs are limited to the number of full season-tickets on your account.
If you have any questions regarding the Happy Hour, please contact your Guest Services Specialist directly or contact Capitals Guest Services at (202) 266-2350.
Thank you and we hope to see you Thursday, Sept. 27 for the Capitals' Club Red 365 Happy Hour!
...in the words of Alex Spanos following his sale of the San Diego Chargers in the 1980's, 'I'm so f-----g glad I'm out'
[ex-STH 2001-11, essentially priced out; 'Club Red', for those who may be unfamiliar, is the recently-established name for the Caps STH community generally]