Author Topic: Someone put Icy-Hot in Strasburg's jock strap today  (Read 3107 times)

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Offline Obed_Marsh

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I blame AZ. He always had a creepy fascination with players jocks.

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No chance this was a prank, not on a game day, most likely Fluffer simply forgot to wash his hands.

Offline hammondsnats

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such a non-story ...

the real story is the shark sucks and needs to be gone.

Offline NookLoganMafia

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8 minutes was just the right amount of time for a quick rub and tug.  He probably grabbed the Icy Hot instead of the Jergens.

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Dammit Rizzo. Quit messing with the players underwear. No you cannot do anything you want. ;)

Offline spidernat

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From Kilgore:
 

HE is the someone!  :shock:

That happens. It happened to me the other day. I applied the ointment on my shoulder and forgot all about it. A bit later I went to take a leak and shortly thereafter was rudely reminded that I had applied the ointment to my shoulder.  :doh:

Offline spit

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such a non-story ...

the real story is the shark sucks and needs to be gone.

you know you're worse that assburg37 with this routine? and it's not like you haven't been called out before.

Offline hammondsnats

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you know you're worse that assburg37 with this routine? and it's not like you haven't been called out before.

don't feed the troll!

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Online Ali the Baseball Cat

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The Mexican drug mobs are starting to move into San Diego.  We'll need guys in ski masks and body armour guarding vaulted unmarked jocks 24/7.

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There are many stories along these lines to take offline.  And when you cook with red savinas and naga jolokias a lot on weekends, sometimes there are other victims...
That happens. It happened to me the other day. I applied the ointment on my shoulder and forgot all about it. A bit later I went to take a leak and shortly thereafter was rudely reminded that I had applied the ointment to my shoulder.  :doh:


Offline shoeshineboy

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Almost as bad as the time FLop missed a game after cutting himself shaving his balls. (a story I heard through the grapevine that rang true.)

Offline sportsfan882

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Wtf is this supposed to mean:

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“@robdibble49: Wow, I guess you can't be human, it was the hot stuff on your groin? Really, next time use a feminine napkin, Beckett gets a new aholein Bos”

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Who cares, he's a knuckle-dragger with a grudge.

Offline shoeshineboy

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Seriously, this sounds like BS invented by the geeky beat writers. Hot stuff in the wrong place? Yes he did. He throws the heat and put it in the place where the "weak hitting Padres" could crush it over the fence. 

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That is a grotesque visual, but I don't doubt it for a second. 

This city is crawling with metros who get off on having their nuts plucked in salons...so, why the f**k would you take a blade to your nads anyways?? 

People are so messed up. 


 
Almost as bad as the time FLop missed a game after cutting himself shaving his balls. (a story I heard through the grapevine that rang true.)


Offline sportsfan882

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Seriously, this sounds like BS invented by the geeky beat writers. Hot stuff in the wrong place? Yes he did. He throws the heat and put it in the place where the "weak hitting Padres" could crush it over the fence. 

Blame Davey, he brought it up. Stras owned up to pitching like crap.

Offline TylerDC

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What the hell?

Offline shoeshineboy

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Blame Davey, he brought it up. Stras owned up to pitching like crap.

Yeah, Davey made the comment. My point is that it sounds like it was misinterpretted. I didn't hear the presser. Just going by the quote given. Seems kind of innocuous if that is all that was said. Unless he started talking about ointments, it's a big leap from that statement to icy hot in the jock.

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Wow Dibble is going after Stras again

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freak him

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Wow Dibble is going after Stras again

freak him

Dibble :lmao:

What a clown.

Offline comish4lif

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If he had put some on the back of his shoulder, and it got wet, and ran down his back... I don't think that would be comfortable to have in your crack.

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:?

Online Ali the Baseball Cat

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No way that's bona fide.

Offline Lintyfresh85

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Just stop following him SF.