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Offline The Chief

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #50: April 30, 2012, 07:28:40 PM »
Can't believe no one has mentioned the moon walk.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #51: April 30, 2012, 07:31:10 PM »
Can't believe no one has mentioned the moon walk.

blue sort of did.

I'd moon the pitcher.

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« Reply #52: April 30, 2012, 07:32:13 PM »
Can't believe no one has mentioned the moon walk.

Did you ever try to moonwalk in the dirt with cleats?   :)

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #53: April 30, 2012, 07:33:34 PM »
Did you ever try to moonwalk in the dirt with cleats?   :)

That's why it would be so spectacular.

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« Reply #54: April 30, 2012, 07:34:46 PM »
That's why it would be so spectacular.

Walking on water is better.   :P

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #55: April 30, 2012, 07:43:56 PM »
Did you see him this weekend.  9th inning.  Everyone booing him.  Full count.

He's laughing smiling as if to say 'It doesnt get better than this!"

Be yourself Bryce! Dont let anyone tell you different!

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #56: April 30, 2012, 07:47:38 PM »
i can't wait until bryce hits homer #431 of oh his career on july 21, 2013 in miami and goes around the bases doing crotch chops towards the marlins players, coaches and fans (especially logan morrison).

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #57: April 30, 2012, 07:54:37 PM »
Did you ever try to moonwalk in the dirt with cleats?   :)

Maybe :lol:

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #58: April 30, 2012, 07:55:22 PM »
He doesnt have to taunt anyone!  His performance will speak for itself!

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #59: April 30, 2012, 08:19:01 PM »
Rookie of the Year Watch? More like MVP watch!

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #60: April 30, 2012, 08:19:06 PM »
Gob's chicken dance might be fitting

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #61: April 30, 2012, 08:38:52 PM »
(maybe trying to order a beer on the way to first if a vendor is close enough)
don't forget, he's only 19.  he can't drink

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #62: April 30, 2012, 09:20:43 PM »
Rookie of the Year Watch? More like MVP watch!

How was the hickory shampoo Dodgers security gave you?

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #63: April 30, 2012, 09:35:29 PM »
Cozart? He throws like David Eckstein.

I don't think so. 

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #64: April 30, 2012, 10:05:18 PM »
Gob's chicken dance might be fitting

One chicken dance per basepath. I think Lindsay's would demonstrate extraordinary athleticism.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #65: April 30, 2012, 10:05:27 PM »
Gob's chicken dance might be fitting

perfection

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #66: April 30, 2012, 11:36:47 PM »
When am I going to get a photo with Ovechkin, Wall, RGIII, Harper and Strasburg?

To be honest...the only guys on that list who deserve to be considered "stars" or "studs" are Ovi and Strasburg.

Wall, RG3, and Harper have not done a THING to earn being next to those guys.

Other then the fact they are all #1 overall picks with RG3 being the exception.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #67: May 01, 2012, 12:00:21 AM »
When am I going to get a photo with Ovechkin, Wall, RGIII, Harper and Strasburg?

Has anyone ever seen them all together at the same time?  They might be the same person.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #68: May 01, 2012, 12:06:27 AM »
Well, we have seen SS and Harper on the same field, so we can rule that much out.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #69: May 01, 2012, 01:20:45 AM »
How was the hickory shampoo Dodgers security gave you?


Don't know what you are talking about.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #70: May 01, 2012, 08:58:29 AM »
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Walking on water is better.   
That's Strasburg's hobby.  When Strasburg is on the job, nobody walks.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #71: May 01, 2012, 09:17:13 AM »
Rookie of the Year Watch? More like MVP watch!

Bryce Harper Cy Young watch.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #72: May 01, 2012, 09:18:57 AM »
Bryce Harper Cy Young watch.

He could hit 96 when he was 16 and closed for team USA u18.  He'd probably do better than lidge :)

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #73: May 01, 2012, 09:18:58 AM »
Bryce Harper Cy Young watch.

give the man his Heisman

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #74: May 01, 2012, 10:00:30 AM »
He could hit 96 when he was 16 and closed for team USA u18.  He'd probably do better than lidge :)

Hmmmm ... we do need a closer .... just sayin