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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1250: July 12, 2012, 12:10:24 PM »
Comak has a great article on Harper's ASG experience:

http://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/jul/11/stars-on-board-with-way-bryce-harper-approaches-ga/

Great article. Harper's image is undergoing a complete makeover and it will be complete by the time this season ends. This kid is becoming a media darling.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1252: July 13, 2012, 09:16:26 PM »
What is Fatt Damon doing wearing that clown shirt, bro.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1253: July 15, 2012, 10:19:16 AM »
He's sort of good.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1254: July 15, 2012, 01:05:31 PM »
Or just make it like a Mormon church ....

No, I like the showgirls idea better.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1255: July 15, 2012, 01:24:48 PM »
No, I like the showgirls idea better.

That's a clown idea, bro

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1256: July 15, 2012, 04:49:31 PM »

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1257: July 15, 2012, 04:59:30 PM »
Lock him up to a cheap 20 year deal while he sucks!


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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1259: July 15, 2012, 07:47:05 PM »
Not lately
You're down on a 19 year old!?

Last few games he hasn't had a good average, but he's had steals, heads up plays, and some great catches in the field. The kid is a game changer.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1260: July 15, 2012, 08:00:05 PM »
You're down on a 19 year old!?

Last few games he hasn't had a good average, but he's had steals, heads up plays, and some great catches in the field. The kid is a game changer.
Actually, he's batting .268 in July... from where I stand that's not bad at all.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1261: July 15, 2012, 11:10:07 PM »
Actually, he's batting .268 in July... from where I stand that's not bad at all.
It's perfectly fine.

He'll pick it back up.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1262: July 15, 2012, 11:20:57 PM »
I'm officially offering him a 20 year, $400 million dollar deal. Flat $20 million every year. I don't even know if you can buy out pre-arbitration years but I just did.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1263: July 15, 2012, 11:26:27 PM »
I'm officially offering him a 20 year, $400 million dollar deal. Flat $20 million every year. I don't even know if you can buy out pre-arbitration years but I just did.

Greatest post ever on the Internet. Shut the forum down immediately. This is high watermark of this place.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1264: July 15, 2012, 11:26:43 PM »
You can buy out pre-arbitration.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1265: July 15, 2012, 11:28:12 PM »
In that case I want that four generation deal I discussed earlier signed tomorrow.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1266: July 16, 2012, 06:25:16 AM »
I'm officially offering him a 20 year, $400 million dollar deal. Flat $20 million every year. I don't even know if you can buy out pre-arbitration years but I just did.

I'd want team options for more years, can't have him leave and end up breaking career records somewhere else.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1267: July 16, 2012, 07:45:00 AM »
I'd want team options for more years, can't have him leave and end up breaking career records somewhere else.

Guarentee the four hundred with perpetual Wakefield options on the back end?


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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1268: July 16, 2012, 08:22:39 AM »
.228/.284/.317 since Petite discovered his propensity for breaking balls low and away

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1269: July 16, 2012, 10:03:03 AM »
.228/.284/.317 since Petite discovered his propensity for breaking balls low and away

He should be cut tomorrow. Bryce Harper is a cocky piece of trash who disrespects the game and will live a life of pure suckitude because he can't hit .300 at 19.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1270: July 16, 2012, 10:04:13 AM »
Not lately

Good thing we didn't extend him.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1271: July 16, 2012, 10:05:04 AM »
.228/.284/.317 since Petite discovered his propensity for breaking balls low and away

He was getting pitched there before he faced Petite, you know.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1272: July 16, 2012, 10:05:32 AM »
He should be cut tomorrow. Bryce Harper is a cocky piece of trash who disrespects the game and will live a life of pure suckitude because he can't hit .300 at 19.

Concerns and flaws are allowed to be discussed.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1273: July 16, 2012, 10:05:45 AM »
Irrelevant - a 40 year $2B contract or GTFO.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium
« Reply #1274: July 16, 2012, 10:09:34 AM »
Imagine how large a truck he could buy with 2 billion dollars.