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Offline LostYudite

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No decision on possible DL until after Zimmerman tries to hit tomorrow but MRI gave him peace of mind &he knows he can't hurt it more. #nats

Technically and semantically, if it's a torn labrum, you "can't hurt it more," because it's already torn.   ;)


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I am very amused by those who refuse to accept good news. God, I love this board. :shock:

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and your more sensible answer for the occasional 24 man roster is?


It's no big deal not to have a 25th man for a few games. If they don't have someone who is ready or can help them, why bother.

How many times do they call someone up for a few days who sees no or little action.

It's not the big conspiracy that my paranoid/schizo friend linty thinks it is.

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i can't wait for tonight when we're in a 0-0 game or up 1-0 and bases loaded and need a pinch hitter and the PH doesn't get the job done and SF complains, "we should've used zimmerman!!!"


That actually sounds like some crap you would say.

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That actually sounds like some crap you would say.

wow you're dumb ... i'd blame it on the lerners, you doofus

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I am very amused by those who refuse to accept good news. God, I love this board. :shock:

Please quote those people.

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Please quote those people.

lol agreed. 

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Great news on Zimm! :clap:

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Please quote those people.

that's nationals speak for torn labrum /sarcasm (hopefully)
Technically and semantically, if it's a torn labrum, you "can't hurt it more," because it's already torn.   ;)

I know they were "joking" but much truth has been said in jest.

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I know they were "joking" but much truth has been said in jest.


Says the guy who claims he's always joking :poke:

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Says the guy who claims he's always joking :poke:

Yep. That that applies to me too. My jokes and theirs are all in fun and tongue in cheek but are indicator of what's below.

Who said "Many a truth is told in jest?"

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You have a terrible sense of humor on the interwebz.

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You have a terrible sense of humor on the interwebz.

Probably. I'm much better performing live.

Comedy is hard, man. You ain't exactly Robin Williams (funniest guy on the planet, IMO.) Who you calling not funny?

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Yep. That that applies to me too. My jokes and theirs are all in fun and tongue in cheek but are indicator of what's below.

Who said "Many a truth is told in jest?"

Chaucer.  Shakespeare used a variation of it as well.

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Nelly, too.

"I'm just kidding...  unless you're gonna do it"

:lol:

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Probably. I'm much better performing live.

Comedy is hard, man. You ain't exactly Robin Williams (funniest guy on the planet, IMO.) Who you calling not funny?


Robin Williams is a lameass joke thief.


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Robin Williams is a lameass joke thief.



Aren't they all? Comedy, like rock music, is "derivative."

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Comedy is hard, man. You ain't exactly Robin Williams (funniest guy on the planet, IMO.) Who you calling not funny?

I refuse to believe that George Carlin is dead.

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I refuse to believe that George Carlin is dead.

Now that guy was an original. And fuuunnnnnnyyyyy....way ahead of his time too.

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Aren't they all? Comedy, like rock music, is "derivative."

There's a difference between being "derivative" and flat out joke stealing.  Most comics are the former, Denis Leary and Robin Williams are the latter.

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I refuse to believe that George Carlin is dead.

I say the same thing about Zero Mostel

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There's a difference between being "derivative" and flat out joke stealing.  Most comics are the former, Denis Leary and Robin Williams are the latter.

Don't forget Dane Cook.

Robin Williams has an undeniably hilariously funny shtick onstage, and I sometimes sincerely believe he's improvising more or less his entire routine. I'd suspect a lot of the jokes he steals are because he's so addled or loony that he really has absolutely no idea where he's heard the joke before or whether he wrote it or not. They just pop in his head suddenly and, Robin Williams being Robin Williams, he says it without thinking.

My own nominee for funniest person alive is Fred Willard.

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There's a difference between being "derivative" and flat out joke stealing.  Most comics are the former, Denis Leary and Robin Williams are the latter.

Leary too?

Sigh, I like/d him.

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Don't forget Dane Cook.

Robin Williams has an undeniably hilariously funny shtick onstage, and I sometimes sincerely believe he's improvising more or less his entire routine. I'd suspect a lot of the jokes he steals are because he's so addled or loony that he really has absolutely no idea where he's heard the joke before or whether he wrote it or not. They just pop in his head suddenly and, Robin Williams being Robin Williams, he says it without thinking.

My own nominee for funniest person alive is Fred Willard.

Eddie Izzard for me.

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Chaucer.  Shakespeare used a variation of it as well.

Oh. Chaucer and Shakespeare? The chicks must dig you.