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Offline The Chief

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #25: April 10, 2012, 07:09:14 PM »
I once was Normal
Then I joined the GameDay Thread
Now, I am SportsFan

Welcome Skywalker
The dark side has cookies, yes
join us you will, ha!

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #26: April 10, 2012, 07:26:37 PM »
Werth will hit better
once the moon rises higher
a werewolf, he is.

Offline JCA-CrystalCity

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #27: April 10, 2012, 11:17:59 PM »
Werth will hit better
once the moon rises higher
a werewolf, he is.

We have a winner.
Clarvoyence from naked friend.
Bloo has great insight.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #28: April 10, 2012, 11:35:22 PM »
Curly W
It is in the books my friend
Ignite Natitude.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #29: April 10, 2012, 11:58:05 PM »
Werth will hit better
once the moon rises higher
a werewolf, he is.

If not a werewolf,
Werth could be a small Wookie
Force with him tonight!



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J Werth RF   5   1   4   2      0     0   23   .263   .364   .421

Offline EdStroud

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #30: April 11, 2012, 04:54:03 AM »
Sharp Crisp Buzz Corner
Dull Spin Neck Twist Upper Deck
Pattersoned

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #31: April 11, 2012, 05:20:39 AM »
Spent the night at work
Savoring the Nats winner
Ross Detwiler yeah.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #32: April 11, 2012, 10:05:08 AM »
Two day games this month
Borrow a Slingbox for them
return tomorrow

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #33: April 11, 2012, 10:12:01 AM »
Meetings vs. Day Game
Santana vs. Strasburg
Hooray mobile app

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #34: April 11, 2012, 10:19:55 AM »
Nats Park tomorrow,
Gio will pitch a good game:
Joey Votto's a Canuck?

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #35: April 11, 2012, 10:31:55 AM »
Hmmm. Been ages since I really tried to do this sort of thing. I always forget the what the syllable count should be.
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Who would have thunk it
That the Nationals and Mets
Would be First Placers?

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #36: April 11, 2012, 10:42:32 AM »
Nats must find offense
Morse out indefinitely
Call up Bryce Harper!

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #37: April 11, 2012, 10:50:51 AM »
Harper needs to wait
We can not bring him too soon
Patience we must have

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #38: April 11, 2012, 10:51:26 AM »
^ That ended up like Yoda Speak.

Offline LostYudite

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #39: April 11, 2012, 10:56:32 AM »
A more general one, not gameday related:

Nats' arms bring thunder;
Nats' bats make wind
Stormy season ahead?

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #40: April 11, 2012, 11:37:54 AM »
I like baseball games
Home runs are a great sight
They go out of park

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #41: April 11, 2012, 06:03:36 PM »
Road win four lose two
Homecoming opening day
And Let Teddy Win

:mg:

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #42: April 11, 2012, 06:08:35 PM »
Mets, Cubs full of suck
Nats rightful domination
Suck it Philly turds.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #43: April 11, 2012, 06:10:04 PM »
A true warrior
Can make fireballs from hands
is Stephen Strasburg

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #44: April 11, 2012, 08:18:41 PM »
this thread cracks me up.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #45: April 11, 2012, 08:43:38 PM »
Mets, Cubs full of suck
Nats rightful domination
Suck it Philly turds.

Love it, especially the last line.

Offline GburgNatsFan

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #46: April 12, 2012, 07:10:19 PM »
Home Opener
R Zimmerman stunk it up
But Gio ruled.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #47: April 12, 2012, 11:09:46 PM »
Bottom of the 9th
Zimm swings, loud thunderous crack
Flight cleared for take-off

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #48: April 12, 2012, 11:20:23 PM »
Our man Theodore
Never going to win unless
Romney buys him truck


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Pardon the wayward limerick from today's GDT.

There once was a man named Gonzalez
Who was paid for his games in tamales
He cashed in his store
And moved to Lahore
And now he breeds domestic koalas

Offline JCA-CrystalCity

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #49: April 12, 2012, 11:47:21 PM »
Our man Theodore
Never going to win unless
Romney buys him truck
Cadillac makes trucks?