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Offline JCA-CrystalCity

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #75: May 03, 2012, 08:49:58 AM »
A walk and a steal.
A nice catch on Lombo's throw.
He may come around.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #76: May 03, 2012, 09:32:27 AM »
The 'Cuse still looming
Our scrappy Long Beach Dirtbag
Swinging and missing

Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #77: May 03, 2012, 11:41:38 AM »
Merry month of May
In which the best thing is the
Businessman's special

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #78: May 03, 2012, 11:44:31 AM »
We all watch baseball
We cheer for the nationals
We like when we win

Offline OldChelsea

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #79: May 03, 2012, 11:46:58 AM »
Merry month of May
In which the best thing is the
Businessman's special

Except when the club
Cancelled such a matchday for
Rain that never came

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #80: May 03, 2012, 10:32:08 PM »
The Greatest Work of Poetry in the history of mankind
Dax Flame's First Poem Video! (The Alley)

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #81: May 03, 2012, 10:44:42 PM »
Well, there's something I can't unsee.

Offline GburgNatsFan

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #82: May 04, 2012, 10:09:54 AM »
Thanks for the warning. I won't watch.
Well, there's something I can't unsee.


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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #83: May 04, 2012, 06:55:00 PM »
Thanks for the warning. I won't watch.


You Can't unsee it because it's so good!
Anyway

Phillies really suck
They look worse than a big Muk(The Pokemon)
I don't give a ph*ck

Offline KnorrForYourMoney

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #84: May 04, 2012, 07:00:39 PM »
Dodger stadium
Very elusive for Bloo
Brycegasm delayed

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #85: May 04, 2012, 07:02:26 PM »
Haha

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #86: May 04, 2012, 11:01:50 PM »
Ray Knight belches fire
The Ring casts its glare at all
Red river flows by


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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #87: May 04, 2012, 11:02:59 PM »
Ramos comes to bat,
Bottom of the eleventh,
Fly that airplane kid.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #88: May 05, 2012, 09:45:21 AM »
Phillies come to town
Quite sure they're going to win
Think again you bums!

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #89: May 05, 2012, 05:29:40 PM »
Phillies come to town
Quite sure they're going to win
Think again you bums!

Win.

Offline Bloo

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #90: May 06, 2012, 07:57:48 PM »
Prime Time Baseball Now
A paramount high stakes game
All in Washington

Offline Bloo

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #91: June 03, 2012, 05:00:54 PM »
Bryce Harper is great
He is the greatest ever
and is a legend

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #92: June 03, 2012, 05:35:15 PM »
With two on base,
Zimm GIDPs (again).
That was hard to watch.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #93: June 03, 2012, 09:03:22 PM »
Lombo and Harper
Two terrors in our line-up
Where are the others?

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #94: June 03, 2012, 09:15:54 PM »
Bryce Harper is great
He is the greatest ever
and is a legend

:lol:

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #95: June 23, 2012, 09:45:23 PM »
Please Lord, hear our prayer
Zimm is in a hitting slump
Make him whole again

Offline Bloo

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #96: June 23, 2012, 10:46:31 PM »
Cause everybody
Heard about the Bird buh buh
bird is not the word

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #97: July 05, 2012, 03:25:23 PM »
All Star Balloting
Is a Rigged Process because
I ran out of tweets

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #98: July 05, 2012, 06:10:47 PM »
Nineteen twenty four
Was a real long time ago.
The unis were wool.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #99: July 05, 2012, 06:13:34 PM »
Wool may be thermal
But the Washington summer
Is bad for this cloth