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Offline Bloo

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The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Topic Start: April 09, 2012, 11:21:52 PM »
4/9/12 was the game that gave birth to a new sensation. Nationals Haikus.

I like Bryce Harper
You move effervescently
Like a gorgeous swan.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #1: April 09, 2012, 11:43:59 PM »
matt damon
is a more suitable
outfielder than bernadina

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #2: April 09, 2012, 11:46:22 PM »
People that are on
WNFF now
Really kind of pissed

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #3: April 09, 2012, 11:46:30 PM »
matt damon
is a more suitable
outfielder than bernadina

Your first line only has four syllables.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #4: April 09, 2012, 11:47:04 PM »
I hate the mets and
phillies and the rest of the
NL East is lame

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #5: April 09, 2012, 11:49:12 PM »
Your first line only has four syllables.

i blame the lerners for not affording enough syllables. 

plus i've been too occupied spending time in the putt putt thread.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #6: April 09, 2012, 11:50:30 PM »
i blame the lerners for not affording enough syllables. 

plus i've been too occupied spending time in the putt putt thread.

Every single day
Lerners are still freaking cheap
is all hammonds says

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #7: April 09, 2012, 11:51:10 PM »
Your first line only has four syllables.

I only count three
I think I'm missing something
Where's the missing one?

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #8: April 09, 2012, 11:54:23 PM »
Every single day
Lerners are still freaking cheap
is all hammonds says

da truf hurts nate dawg

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #9: April 09, 2012, 11:58:57 PM »
Nationals are dead
Their record is five hundred
Cancel the season

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #10: April 10, 2012, 12:00:25 AM »
hahahahahahaha

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #11: April 10, 2012, 12:03:39 AM »
I am now hippy.
College does weird things to you.
Oh well. Morse is beast.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #12: April 10, 2012, 12:04:34 AM »
matt damon
is a more suitable
outfielder than bernadina

lol.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #13: April 10, 2012, 01:24:15 AM »
Morse 2 for 4
Ankiel 2 for 3 with a HR and 2 BB
in Hagerstown tonight.

haiku?

no seriously need them back.  also want harper up here now.  season is over if we don't win the series against mets.

Morse went 2 for 4
Ankiel 2 for 3 with blast
in H-town tonight.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #14: April 10, 2012, 01:30:42 AM »
Morse went 2 for 4
Ankiel 2 for 3 with blast
in H-town tonight.

I guess it depends on how you pronounce Ankiel.
If pronounced An-kiel it would fit.
But a lot of people say An-key-yul.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #15: April 10, 2012, 01:34:36 AM »
I guess it depends on how you pronounce Ankiel.
If pronounced An-kiel it would fit.
But a lot of people say An-key-yul.

I say An-kiel :razz:

On tonight:

Jackson pitched OK
Ump must have placed bet on Mets
Really screwed us good

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #16: April 10, 2012, 01:43:52 AM »
On tonight:

Edwin pitched quite well
Hey umpire get off your knees
You're blowing the game

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #17: April 10, 2012, 09:13:02 AM »
Shaggy statue waits
Wood frozen over shoulder
Grass grows long then brown

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #18: April 10, 2012, 09:17:38 AM »
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm too old
to freak with Haiku.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #19: April 10, 2012, 09:58:23 AM »
Can't get a bunt down.
Can't accept a sacrifice.
Go to hell dickwads.

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #20: April 10, 2012, 06:48:49 PM »
Job filled with Met fans
Yammering about first place.
Please win this damn game.

 :w:

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #21: April 10, 2012, 06:49:52 PM »
I once was Normal
Then I joined the GameDay Thread
Now, I am SportsFan

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #22: April 10, 2012, 06:51:12 PM »
All of the anger
The GameDay thread filled with death
Then Nats win by 5

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #23: April 10, 2012, 06:57:12 PM »
we just lost our morse
the day after losing drew
what is there to do

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #24: April 10, 2012, 07:07:07 PM »
Werth holding bat still.
Straw man is now burning bright.
The beef has gone bad.