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Offline cmdterps44

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Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Topic Start: March 23, 2012, 05:17:29 PM »


It's 3/23/2012

-Our offense sucks
-Wang, Morse, and LaRoche are all injured
-Storen is also injured
-We don't have a CF
-We have Ian Desmond
-We still have Maya
-Our offense sucks
-We don't have a lead off hitter and a CF
-Brian Bixler hit a homer off Zimmermann
-Our OD lineup looks like butt

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #1: March 23, 2012, 05:18:29 PM »
well played CMD, well played.....

Offline The Chief

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #2: March 23, 2012, 05:21:36 PM »
:lmao:

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #3: March 23, 2012, 05:26:57 PM »
But at least the LoD has its own meth supplier in Lego Chemist Olivia!

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #4: March 23, 2012, 05:32:17 PM »
Has anyone else noticed that the offense sucks?

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #5: March 23, 2012, 05:53:19 PM »
we have the lerners, the offense sucks, people nagging about ticket system for 2013(!!!!!!!!!), rick eckstein still gets support, racing presidents, sharkadina fan club, justin verlander gets to do a commercial with kate upton while the nats sit around laughing at their own offensive shortcomings.

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #6: March 23, 2012, 05:55:54 PM »
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"We like the team we have right now," Rizzo said following today's 5-1 loss to the Astros, which dropped the Nationals to 0-9-1 since March 12. "If something comes up that we can improve ourselves, we'll certainly investigate it. But we're not selling anybody, shopping anybody or making a lot of phone calls. Because we're comfortable where we're at."


Federal employees only wish they had job security like Rizzo.


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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #7: March 23, 2012, 06:05:49 PM »
Last time I checked our record was 0-0.

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #8: March 23, 2012, 06:07:18 PM »
Last time I checked our record was 0-0.

Excellent point, I will immediately stop nagging and be happy for as long as the best record we'll have all season lasts.

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #9: March 23, 2012, 06:08:41 PM »
Last time I checked our record was 0-0.

BUT, But, but.... we are losing Spring Training! :panic:

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #10: March 23, 2012, 06:14:13 PM »
Federal employees only wish they had job security like Rizzo.

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:crackup:

You mean milking the clock for 25 years and then double dipping with a contractor afterward? 

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #11: March 23, 2012, 06:20:23 PM »
AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSHHHHHH

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« Reply #12: March 23, 2012, 06:22:19 PM »
AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSHHHHHH

:rofl: :clap:

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #13: March 23, 2012, 06:25:37 PM »
:crackup:

You mean milking the clock for 25 years and then double dipping with a contractor afterward? 

Amateur hour stuff.  I know people who've retired, set up residence in another state, and then worked out a deal to get hired back to their old position because they are the only one qualified for the job.  We call this triple-dipping, they get retirement money, their full salary, plus a housing allotment and per diem for every day they work.

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #14: March 23, 2012, 06:31:30 PM »
Amateur hour stuff.  I know people who've retired, set up residence in another state, and then worked out a deal to get hired back to their old position because they are the only one qualified for the job.  We call this triple-dipping, they get retirement money, their full salary, plus a housing allotment and per diem for every day they work.

I fully plan on doing that in 20 years, assuming we're not all dead.

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« Reply #15: March 23, 2012, 06:36:17 PM »
I fully plan on doing that in 20 years, assuming we're not all dead.

Those guys are on the old retirement plan, the new one isn't quite the windfall.

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #16: March 23, 2012, 06:52:52 PM »
Those guys are on the old retirement plan, the new one isn't quite the windfall.

The TSP is just as crappy as most private employers 401K plans.  That's why I plan on becoming a hitman for hire or a mid-level coke dealer when I get put out to pasture.  Werst case scenario I follow my dreams of being a stunt **** double in Hollywood.

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #17: March 23, 2012, 06:55:27 PM »
I have a very bad feeling about this year.

Lots of injuries.    No offense upgrade from last year.   The pitchers are having bad outings.

I say we're gonna fight it out with the Mets for last place.

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #18: March 23, 2012, 07:03:49 PM »
An updated picture of the Legionnaires marching off on a quest for loot and glory:


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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #19: March 23, 2012, 07:08:06 PM »
See: 
Matt Damon in Team America


Offline BerkeleyNat

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #20: March 23, 2012, 07:48:56 PM »
This thread is full of win! Too bad the Nats can't be...........  :rimshot:

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #21: March 23, 2012, 09:07:06 PM »
I have a very bad feeling about this year.

Lots of injuries.    No offense upgrade from last year.   The pitchers are having bad outings.

I say we're gonna fight it out with the Mets for last place.

I'm with you. I'd like to be optimistic, and then I see Desmond and Ankiel in the lineup... And it's not even the Desmond I like.


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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #22: March 23, 2012, 09:08:00 PM »
An updated picture of the Legionnaires marching off on a quest for loot and glory:

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That's me in the backright... Why do I feel like a red shirt?

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #23: March 23, 2012, 09:21:54 PM »
That's me in the backright... Why do I feel like a red shirt?


You see, they red shirted you because Spidey wanted depth for when hammonds is in his goat phase next offseason.  You can slide into hammonds slot and become the LoD's Kenny McCormick.

Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Legion of Doom 2012!!!
« Reply #24: March 24, 2012, 12:10:12 AM »
Yep. 

It has what plants crave.

Amateur hour stuff.  I know people who've retired, set up residence in another state, and then worked out a deal to get hired back to their old position because they are the only one qualified for the job.  We call this triple-dipping, they get retirement money, their full salary, plus a housing allotment and per diem for every day they work.