Author Topic: Bryce Harper Comparisons (Read 2425 times)

imref · « **Reply #25:** March 22, 2012, 04:48:11 PM »

He's a mix of Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan, Lawrence Taylor, and Willie Mays.

JCA-CrystalCity · « **Reply #26:** March 22, 2012, 05:05:41 PM »

Manages money like Gretzky, has success like Jordan on the Wizards, gets indicted like Taylor, and goes to work for a casino?

blue911 · « **Reply #27:** March 22, 2012, 05:08:54 PM »

Rick Blaine and Victor Laszlo

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #28:** March 22, 2012, 05:48:08 PM »

Kaiser Soze

MarquisDeSade · « **Reply #29:** March 22, 2012, 06:03:54 PM »

I like all of these people clowning on Mike Stanton.

Bloo · « **Reply #30:** March 22, 2012, 07:34:46 PM »

Quote from: I can Throw on March 22, 2012, 01:33:08 PM

There are no comparisons to Bryce Harper, he is the one and only.

Bask in his awesomeness.

This! It's like if you asked that to Mohammed Ali or Gandhi on who they are most like. They would say they are like Mohammed Ali or Gandhi. Bryce Harper is like Bryce Harper.

Lintyfresh85 · « **Reply #31:** March 22, 2012, 08:08:36 PM »

Dude, MDS, I said Big Mike had 500+ HR potential. That's high praise!

MarquisDeSade · « **Reply #32:** March 22, 2012, 08:12:06 PM »

Quote from: Lintyfresh85 on March 22, 2012, 08:08:36 PM

Dude, MDS, I said Big Mike had 500+ HR potential. That's high praise!

I wasn't referring to you brocephus.

imref · « **Reply #33:** March 22, 2012, 08:14:44 PM »

In all seriousness, my hope is josh hamilton without the demons.

mitlen · « **Reply #34:** March 22, 2012, 08:24:36 PM »

The man ....

EdStroud · « **Reply #35:** March 22, 2012, 08:24:59 PM »

I hope the Bobby Orr of baseball

blue911 · « **Reply #36:** March 22, 2012, 08:36:07 PM »

Quote from: EdStroud on March 22, 2012, 08:24:59 PM

I hope the Bobby Orr of baseball

Well we've had the Pete Orr

EdStroud · « **Reply #37:** March 22, 2012, 08:39:51 PM »

Quote from: blue911 on March 22, 2012, 08:36:07 PM

Well we've had the Pete Orr

yup, one that got away

Minty Fresh · « **Reply #38:** March 22, 2012, 08:40:16 PM »

Quote from: Tyler Durden on March 22, 2012, 05:48:08 PM

Kaiser Soze

Win.

JCA-CrystalCity · « **Reply #39:** March 22, 2012, 08:52:48 PM »

Quote from: mitlen on March 22, 2012, 08:24:36 PM

The man ....

you want him to be a governor?

mitlen · « **Reply #40:** March 22, 2012, 08:54:49 PM »

Quote from: JCA-CrystalCity on March 22, 2012, 08:52:48 PM

you want him to be a governor?

When he's done playing. Sure ...

JCA-CrystalCity · « **Reply #41:** March 22, 2012, 08:56:11 PM »

First Governor of the State of Columbia!

mitlen · « **Reply #42:** March 22, 2012, 09:02:27 PM »

Quote from: JCA-CrystalCity on March 22, 2012, 08:56:11 PM

First Governor of the State of Columbia!

Marion Barry ... LOL

BerkeleyNat · « **Reply #43:** March 24, 2012, 08:57:22 AM »

Quote from: MarquisDeSade on March 22, 2012, 06:03:54 PM

I like all of these people clowning on Mike Stanton.

That's your boy! You get one of those new jerseys yet?

Minty Fresh · « **Reply #44:** March 24, 2012, 09:01:15 AM »

Quote from: BerkeleyNat on March 24, 2012, 08:57:22 AM

That's your boy! You get one of those new jerseys yet?

He gets one of those stoopid new Marlins jerseys and he's a needledick for sure.

MarquisDeSade · « **Reply #45:** March 24, 2012, 12:59:08 PM »

Quote from: Minty Fresh on March 24, 2012, 09:01:15 AM

He gets one of those stoopid new Marlins jerseys and he's a needledick for sure.

Hey now, I've been upfront in my total worship of the baseball smashing man-beast which is Big Giancarlo Stanton. The new Marlins jerseys are pretty terrible but that doesn't mean I won't be sporting one come September when I can finally buy one off the rack. That said, I also plan on buying an authentic Morse jersey in July you damn player haters.

Mattionals · « **Reply #46:** March 24, 2012, 01:04:05 PM »

Heyman said a scout thinks Harper can't play CF. What do scouts know anyway.

MarquisDeSade · « **Reply #47:** March 24, 2012, 01:11:29 PM »

Quote from: Mattionals on March 24, 2012, 01:04:05 PM

Heyman said a scout thinks Harper can't play CF. What do scouts know anyway.

Certainly not as much as the Fangraphs folks...

Minty Fresh · « **Reply #48:** March 24, 2012, 01:13:45 PM »

Quote from: MarquisDeSade on March 24, 2012, 12:59:08 PM

Hey now, I've been upfront in my total worship of the baseball smashing man-beast which is Big Giancarlo Stanton. The new Marlins jerseys are pretty terrible but that doesn't mean I won't be sporting one come September when I can finally buy one off the rack. That said, I also plan on buying an authentic Morse jersey in July you damn player haters.

I like big Mike too, but you buy one of those stoopid looking jerseys and you lose your street cred.

What's next? A Big Papi Pink Red Sox cap?

MarquisDeSade · « **Reply #49:** March 24, 2012, 01:14:57 PM »

Quote from: Minty Fresh on March 24, 2012, 01:13:45 PM

I like big Mike too, but you buy one of those stoopid looking jerseys and you lose your street cred.

Well, I could always go over-the-top and get a Red Sux jersey with his number and name on it and 2017 underneath.