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Offline imref

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Colts release Manning
« Topic Start: March 06, 2012, 06:38:43 PM »
Chris Mortensen on ESPN reporting Colts will release Manning.

Offline Frau Mau

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #1: March 06, 2012, 07:10:13 PM »
My mom would love to have him as her houseboy.  :shock:

Offline HalfSmokes

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #2: March 06, 2012, 07:11:34 PM »
I'm really hoping this blows up in their faces- most teams would kill for a franchise qb, and the colts crap on theirs

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #3: March 06, 2012, 07:13:21 PM »
What baboons. Do they really plan on throwing Andrew Luck out there and seeing how he does with nobody werthwhile as a backup?  I just hope Manning doesn't sign with the LANDOVER FORESKINZ.

Offline Vega

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #4: March 06, 2012, 07:14:36 PM »
Cardinals.

Offline GburgNatsFan

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #5: March 06, 2012, 07:17:24 PM »
I know this is unlikely, but maybe the Colts don't want any part of a life-altering injury.

Offline BerkeleyNat

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #6: March 06, 2012, 07:29:23 PM »
If he comes to Washington, how many games will he play before Sportsfan calls him a bum and demands that he be cut/traded?

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #7: March 06, 2012, 07:40:16 PM »
If he comes to Washington, how many games will he play before Sportsfan calls him a bum and demands that he be cut/traded?

SF wasn't calling for Rax Glassjaw head...

Offline blue911

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #8: March 06, 2012, 07:41:03 PM »
Can he play center field?

Offline MarquisDeSade

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« Reply #9: March 06, 2012, 07:46:09 PM »
Can he play center field?

He does have a laser rocket arm.

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #10: March 06, 2012, 08:09:27 PM »
I just hope Manning doesn't sign with the LANDOVER FORESKINZ.

You want to keep the starting job.  :hang:


Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #11: March 06, 2012, 08:15:09 PM »
You want to keep the starting job.  :hang:

You damn straight - I need that veterans minimum salary to buy my crib in honkyville next to PANatsFan.

Offline BerkeleyNat

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #12: March 06, 2012, 09:20:12 PM »
SF wasn't calling for Rax Glassjaw head...

That's cause he likes you as a person. You might suck as an NFL QB, but that doesn't mean you're not a good person.

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #13: March 06, 2012, 09:24:41 PM »
What baboons. Do they really plan on throwing Andrew Luck out there and seeing how he does with nobody werthwhile as a backup?  I just hope Manning doesn't sign with the LANDOVER FORESKINZ.

there are $28 million reasons why the Colts released Manning.

Offline BerkeleyNat

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #14: March 06, 2012, 09:25:59 PM »
You damn straight - I need that veterans minimum salary to buy my crib in honkyville next to PANatsFan.

 :lol:

I didnt know PA lived in Honkyville. That's a pretty nice area.




Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #15: March 06, 2012, 09:26:57 PM »
there are $28 million reasons why the Colts released Manning.

Oh, I'm sure.  Let's just hope those are the only reasons.  My wife is on the verge of tears thinking about seeing her #1 boyfriend on a team other than the Vols or the Colts.

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #16: March 06, 2012, 09:27:41 PM »
I didnt know PA lived in Honkyville. That's a pretty nice area.

Now that they're moving all of the minorities out it's getting better.  I hope Shanny doesn't cut me, I think I've got the edge on the place right next to his.

Offline BerkeleyNat

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #17: March 06, 2012, 09:30:41 PM »
Now that they're moving all of the minorities out it's getting better.  I hope Shanny doesn't cut me, I think I've got the edge on the place right next to his.

 :lol:

It's understandable. Minorities just bring down your property values.




Offline MarquisDeSade

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« Reply #18: March 06, 2012, 09:32:09 PM »
It's understandable. Minorities just bring down your property values.

Did I say minorities?  I meant poor people.

Offline BerkeleyNat

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« Reply #19: March 06, 2012, 09:35:48 PM »
Did I say minorities?  I meant poor people.

Same thing.


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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #21: March 06, 2012, 09:45:50 PM »
^ :lmao:

My wife is on the verge of tears thinking about seeing her #1 boyfriend on a team other than the Vols or the Colts.

Would you be in tears if Stanton was traded to Philly?


Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #22: March 06, 2012, 09:48:02 PM »
Would you be in tears if Stanton was traded to Philly?

I'd probably feel the same way I did when Pete Rose got kicked out baseball. 

Offline BerkeleyNat

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« Reply #23: March 06, 2012, 10:01:38 PM »
^ :lmao:

Would you be in tears if Stanton was traded to Philly?



What if BRob got traded out of BMore? Hammonds would be on 24 hour suicide watch.  :lol:


Offline imref

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Re: Colts release Manning
« Reply #24: March 06, 2012, 10:15:51 PM »
Montana to KC seems to be the only real comparison I can think of.