Anyone ever let it get to three?
One time I got brazen and did. My mom made my dad spank me. I went into my room bawling
my daddy beat me.
*sniff* my *sniff* daddy *sniff* beaaat meeeeee.
I found out later, as an adult, that he then went to my mom saying "YOU do the punishment from now on, you can't make me do that again!" and that really was the only time he ever did. My mom on the other hand, she had no qualms