Author Topic: The Cycling Thread - 2012 Edition  (Read 24997 times)

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Offline I can Throw

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Re: The Cycling Thread - 2012 Edition
« Reply #400: April 11, 2012, 11:23:11 PM »
So, I totally bonked out today on the way home and had to make an emergency stop at the food booth at the Lincoln Memorial.  After scarfing down a tiny $5 pretzel and a $4 diet Pepsi I decided to finally quit being a cheap bastard and stocked up on some of these bad boys:

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Lance Armstrong is a total assbag that should eat a bullet, but these things are totally tasty.  Sure, they're a $1 a pop after getting them for cheap off of Amazon, but they should keep the bonking away.

Strope Waffels!!!

If I kept one of those in my back pockets of a lycra jersey they would be inedible by the time I reached for them. Hot gooey mess.