Yesterday gave us all the Natitude slogans we'll ever need.
"Some in the organization are scared
by the idea of owing two players $40-45 million." SCARED -- NATITUDE!
Below is a meeting of the committee that every Nats personnel decision is presented to:
"What if it goes badly??!?!?!?" -- NATITUDE!!
What accursed misfortune ever led us into the scary and perilous world of MLB management! It's not as if we asked for this:
"With our budget, it'd wreck us for years." -- NATITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!
Careful, keep that big ol' piggy intact and unwrecked!