Author Topic: New Marlins Stadium - stupid? Or the stupidest?  (Read 3721 times)

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Offline MarquisDeSade

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As long as there's a Liberace or Versace statue it's all good.

Offline NatsFanSince2005

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I think they're using bullet proof glass if I remember correctly.
Man! I really wanted to hunt a marlin in that aquarium with my AK47! Damn Liberals!

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Doesn't light degrade bullet proof glass?

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It's... It's beautiful!



Offline NatsFanSince2005

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Just remove the tacky home run statue and put a railroad line along the outer window and you've basically got Minute Maid Park.

Offline MarquisDeSade

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I really like being able to see the cityscape from inside the stadium (sure beats parking garages and empty office buildings) but that abortion in CF has got to go.

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Maybe they can replace the home run statue with kinetic motion statues. ;) :stir:

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Maybe they can replace the home run statue with kinetic motion statues. ;) :stir:

Or a giant glove with a baseball on it.

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Or a giant glove with a baseball on it.

Damn. Those nages stole our giant glove with a baseball in it. :devil:

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Maybe they can replace the home run statue with kinetic motion statues. ;) :stir:

At least that crap isn't actually inside the park.

Offline Obed_Marsh

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At least that crap isn't actually inside the park.


Just wait, now that extension is signed, I expect a Cristo Redentor sized Ryan Zimmerman statue to be erected. ;)


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Just wait, now that extension is signed, I expect a Cristo Redentor sized Ryan Zimmerman statue to be erected.

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I lol'd

Online blue911

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I really like being able to see the cityscape from inside the stadium (sure beats parking garages and empty office buildings) but that abortion in CF has got to go.

Try watching the game, hoss. You won't notice the back drop.  :poke:

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Try watching the game, hoss. You won't notice the back drop.  :poke:

Oh come on, you know I need something to look at when I'm chugging a 128oz Pepsi Max.

Offline loshjott

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Are they really going to stick with that bright lime green for the outfield walls? It's gotta be a distraction for the batter and outfielders. There's a reason every other park has darker pale green walls.

Offline NatsFanSince2005

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Are they really going to stick with that bright lime green for the outfield walls? It's gotta be a distraction for the batter and outfielders. There's a reason every other park has darker pale green walls.
If you couldn't tell from their new hats, uniforms, and ball park, they're clearly trying to distract/blind their opponents into losing. It's the only way their crappy team will actually be able to win.

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Flamingos are a go!

Offline GburgNatsFan

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Do the Marlins play Spring Training games in their new park?

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Do the Marlins play Spring Training games in their new park?

They are tonight against the Miami Hurricanes.

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Flamingos are a go!

Where the hell are the manatees? It is Florida, you must have Manatees.

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It's... It's beautiful!

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that LF wall reminds me of the Cowboys' stadium.

Offline GburgNatsFan

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Oh my God, I thought that was *outside* the stadium. WTF???

that LF wall reminds me of the Cowboys' stadium.


Online mitlen

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I really like being able to see the cityscape from inside the stadium (sure beats parking garages and empty office buildings) but that abortion in CF has got to go.

100%


Offline RobDibblesGhost

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I think they're using bullet proof glass if I remember correctly.

Is it H-Rod proof too?