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Offline Kevrock

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Re: New Marlins Stadium - stupid? Or the stupidest?
« Reply #25: November 18, 2011, 12:21:18 PM »
Stupidest ever? Or stupidest ever in history?

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: New Marlins Stadium - stupid? Or the stupidest?
« Reply #26: November 18, 2011, 12:24:43 PM »
It's really, really bad.  Does it play "It's raining men" when it lights up?

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Re: New Marlins Stadium - stupid? Or the stupidest?
« Reply #27: November 18, 2011, 12:38:33 PM »
It really needs Esther Williams.

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Re: New Marlins Stadium - stupid? Or the stupidest?
« Reply #28: November 18, 2011, 03:13:50 PM »
ITT, we talk about how gay the new Marlins stadium will be



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Re: New Marlins Stadium - stupid? Or the stupidest?
« Reply #29: November 26, 2011, 11:51:00 PM »
That would be totally badass.


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He looks like a big, gay version of Count Dracula.


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Re: New Marlins Stadium - stupid? Or the stupidest?
« Reply #30: November 27, 2011, 10:29:08 AM »
i can't wait for the fish races during the fifth inning each game, I'm guessing the blue-fin will go years without winning.

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Re: New Marlins Stadium - stupid? Or the stupidest?
« Reply #31: November 29, 2011, 12:25:49 AM »
I bet the south Florida sea birds can't WAIT to crap on that thing.

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Re: New Marlins Stadium - stupid? Or the stupidest?
« Reply #32: November 29, 2011, 07:37:14 AM »
Stupid is as stupid does!

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Re: New Marlins Stadium - stupid? Or the stupidest?
« Reply #33: January 26, 2012, 01:01:33 PM »
Here's an article that provides some pics and gives a scale to the ENORMOUS sculpture home run thing. Note circled bulldozer/skidsteer in foreground



http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/1/26/2737237/miami-marlins-home-run-feature-john-waters-directing-2001-a-space-odyssey

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Re: New Marlins Stadium - stupid? Or the stupidest?
« Reply #34: January 26, 2012, 01:03:59 PM »
i'm going there in august, will report back.

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Re: New Marlins Stadium - stupid? Or the stupidest?
« Reply #35: January 26, 2012, 06:20:32 PM »
Here's an article that provides some pics and gives a scale to the ENORMOUS sculpture home run thing. Note circled bulldozer/skidsteer in foreground

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http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/1/26/2737237/miami-marlins-home-run-feature-john-waters-directing-2001-a-space-odyssey
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=15918

from a link in the article (really hoping it happens)

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Re: New Marlins Stadium - stupid? Or the stupidest?
« Reply #36: January 26, 2012, 09:29:42 PM »
This looks like the Sunshine Squad mascot.

No, I dont even like THAT!

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I look at that stupid thing and I get the taste of Starburst in my mouth. Do they really think they are going to sell out that atrium night in and night out?

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Left handed batters are complaining about that thing being in their line of vision.

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Anyone have pics of the Liberace statue?

Offline Tokeydog

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First thought was a colorful Melies production.  Second thought was a cheap carnival/chucky cheese show.

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Left handed batters are complaining about that thing being in their line of vision.

Oh, please let this happen.  Even if it's not, they should.

Gotta be honest, though, I do like the aquariums behind home plate.

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Oh, please let this happen.  Even if it's not, they should.

Gotta be honest, though, I do like the aquariums behind home plate.

Aquariums are always in good taste.

Offline NatsFanSince2005

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They should have a SeaWorld Whale show going on in Center Field like how Chase Field has hot tubs in their stadium. Complete with a splashzone and everything. Just keep tacking on the tacky. I love it. Makes my eyes bleed.

And yes, there's an aquarium behind home plate. I hope it's at least a foot thick!

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And yes, there's an aquarium behind home plate. I hope it's at least a foot thick!

just think of the hilarity if it shatters- are runners allowed to advance if the ball is under a flopping fish?

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god, i hate the marlins

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just think of the hilarity if it shatters- are runners allowed to advance if the ball is under a flopping fish?

Many large aquariums are made of plexiglass, which is lighter, stronger and creates much less distortion than glass.  Unfortunately, it is easily scratched on the outside.

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just think of the hilarity if it shatters- are runners allowed to advance if the ball is under a flopping fish?

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I think they're using bullet proof glass if I remember correctly.