Serious question. Why downs't the team have a SMS number for reporting facility And security issues at games? An option like this would be quite useful for when Phillie fans use Ian Desmond bobble heads as urinal cakes, trash cans overflow, or other gibberish.
After reading the responses I thought I better respond quick!
Nationals Park Fan Support Line - Discreetly alert ballpark officials to unruly behavior or security issues during the game. Text "SUPPORT" along with a brief description of the issue and its location to 91347 to contact ballpark officials when in need of assistance.
If you witness anything that 'isn't right" please feel free to inform ANY Nationals Park employee for assistance.