Serious question. Why downs't the team have a SMS number for reporting facility And security issues at games? An option like this would be quite useful for when Phillie fans use Ian Desmond bobble heads as urinal cakes, trash cans overflow, or other gibberish.
They do, actually, and it works quite well for issues in sections. As far as other park issues (i.e. trash, Ean being a piss receptacal...etc.) I can't speak to that. If I remember correctly, the SMS number allows you to send messages to the scoreboard as well. Pretty sure my "Powerboater69 4 President" message made it through a couple of times.