It is true that Fenway has a very tiny dugout. And Fenway has its own Dunkins stand, so you could pick up enough donuts to make up for their smallness.
The thing that put it way over the top for me is the video games during the game. That's ridiculous. Hey guys, there is an entertaining live game going on outside the dugout, with all kinds of strategy and great plays. You even have a stake in it (well, more of a stake than accumulating the high score for the video game). Why don't you go out and watch with the other boys like a good 7 year old.