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Offline houston-nat

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Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Topic Start: July 18, 2011, 12:33:37 PM »


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Offline OldChelsea

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #1: July 18, 2011, 12:38:34 PM »
Time to snap out of it...Houston has worst record in MLB at 31-64 (.326), 6 1/2 games behind second-worst Cubs...here's a golden opportunity for the Nats to get back on track - we need to sweep the disAstros.

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #2: July 18, 2011, 12:40:52 PM »
We gotta beat these bums senseless tonight.  Anything less than a 12-0 shellacking will be considered a failure!

Offline Lintyfresh85

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #3: July 18, 2011, 12:44:33 PM »
Hopefully a 2-1, 3-0 series sweep is in order for the Nats.

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #4: July 18, 2011, 12:46:28 PM »
If not we're going to need this when we face Matt Kemp and the Dodgers:


Offline Tyler Durden

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #5: July 18, 2011, 01:01:16 PM »
Rizzo should be fired for this!

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #6: July 18, 2011, 01:10:09 PM »
I can't wait to attend a WNFF meet-up someday. "Gah! These nachos suck! Rizzo should be fired!"

Offline blue911

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #7: July 18, 2011, 01:12:30 PM »
I can't wait to attend a WNFF meet-up someday. "Gah! These nachos suck! Rizzo should be fired!"

Rizzo should be fired because you haven't attended a Nats meet-up  :whip:

Offline sportsfan882

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #8: July 18, 2011, 01:18:55 PM »
Jordan Lyles is winless in 8 career starts in the Bigs. He's only 20 though and is a pretty good prospect.

How fitting for him to get his first big league win against the Nats tonight :?

Offline PANatsFan

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #9: July 18, 2011, 01:19:09 PM »
Rizzo should be fired because Nathan has unpunched junk.

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #10: July 18, 2011, 01:23:33 PM »
How fitting for him to get his first big league win against the Nats tonight :?

Rizzo should be fired for letting you be a Nationals fan.

Offline NatsAllThe Way

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #11: July 18, 2011, 01:24:59 PM »
Tonight Werth breaks out in a major way!!!  Book it Dano!

Offline NatsAllThe Way

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #12: July 18, 2011, 01:26:28 PM »
Werth will get 3 of the Nats 5 hits (all singles).  Nats lose 2-1    :mg:

Offline OldChelsea

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #13: July 18, 2011, 01:27:44 PM »
Tonight Werth breaks out in a major way!!![...]

...eczema? hives? zits?

Offline NatsAllThe Way

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #14: July 18, 2011, 01:28:44 PM »
I think I'd rather lose but see Werth hit a couple of home runs than win and have him go 0-5 again   :whip:

Offline NatsAllThe Way

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #15: July 18, 2011, 01:29:23 PM »
...eczema? hives? zits?

Oh, yeah.  Sorry didn't specify: Hives.

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #16: July 18, 2011, 01:34:10 PM »
...eczema? hives? zits?

Herpes.

Anyone catch the Junkies this morning.  Apparently Werth and Zimmerman were at Atlantis over the All-Star break. 

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #17: July 18, 2011, 01:35:17 PM »
Rizzo should be fired for letting you be a Nationals fan.

I'm starting to think that Sportsnyan is my cousin, the sociopath.  Of course, my cousin eats his own feces and thinks he's Ted Nugent but his logic is pretty much identical to Sportsnyan.

This is just a joke, just taking the piss out of you Sportsnyan you damn bum.  :whip:

Offline NC Nats Fan

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #18: July 18, 2011, 02:40:40 PM »
well guys, I got DirecTV installed today so now I can watch the sh*t show in glorious HD on MASN!

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #19: July 18, 2011, 02:44:10 PM »
well guys, I got DirecTV installed today so now I can watch the sh*t show in glorious HD on MASN!

:lmao:

Offline Evolution33

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #20: July 18, 2011, 04:01:04 PM »
I predict the Nats lose on a Carlos Lee pop-up homer into the Crawford Boxes.

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #21: July 18, 2011, 04:09:30 PM »
I'm predicting more of a down by one with Jayson Werth striking out with the bases loaded ending myself.

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #22: July 18, 2011, 04:10:18 PM »
I predict the Nats lose on a Carlos Lee pop-up homer into the Crawford Boxes.

I saw Austin Kearns hit a home run into the Crawford Boxes once.

Offline Evolution33

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #23: July 18, 2011, 04:15:30 PM »
I saw Austin Kearns hit a home run into the Crawford Boxes once.

Brandon Watson. He had a career SLG of .279.

Offline RobDibblesGhost

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Re: Nationals @ Astros, Game 1
« Reply #24: July 18, 2011, 04:23:19 PM »
I'm predicting more of a down by one with Jayson Werth striking out with the bases loaded ending myself.
  Nah.  It'll be nobody out and he'll hit into a triple play.