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Online 1995hoo

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Ouch
« Topic Start: July 12, 2011, 06:52:43 PM »
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Offline spidernat

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #1: July 12, 2011, 07:03:29 PM »
That nag should get the death penalty for that offense.
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Offline Nathan

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #2: July 12, 2011, 07:03:51 PM »
Death penalty.
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Offline houston-nat

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #3: July 12, 2011, 07:06:02 PM »
Or they could surgically implant a schlong on her forehead.
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Offline GburgNatsFan

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #4: July 12, 2011, 07:36:24 PM »
Unless he's been beating the hell out of her and mutilated her first, death penalty.
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Offline BerkeleyNat

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #5: July 12, 2011, 07:40:11 PM »
Quote from: spidernat on July 12, 2011, 07:03:29 PM
That nag should get the death penalty for that offense.

Off with her head (cause she already took his head off)!  :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
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Offline BerkeleyNat

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #6: July 12, 2011, 07:40:38 PM »
Quote from: GburgNatsFan on July 12, 2011, 07:36:24 PM
Unless he's been beating the hell out of her and mutilated her first, death penalty.

I'm sure her lawyer is already working on that defense.
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Offline HalfSmokes

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #7: July 12, 2011, 07:55:06 PM »
Quote from: GburgNatsFan on July 12, 2011, 07:36:24 PM
Unless he's been beating the hell out of her and mutilated her first, death penalty.

I doubt she did it for the hell of it
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Offline PowerBoater69

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #8: July 12, 2011, 09:22:47 PM »
Quote from: spidernat on July 12, 2011, 07:03:29 PM
That nag should get the death penalty for that offense.

Soldering iron
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Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #9: July 12, 2011, 10:01:04 PM »
I had an ex gf kick me in the stones while I was asleep...she was standing there looking completely psycho, buck naked except for one laced combat boot.  She later claimed that she had seen me fooling around on her in a dream.  I bought a one-way ticket to South Africa within days.     
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Offline BerkeleyNat

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #10: July 12, 2011, 10:02:44 PM »
Quote from: Ali the Baseball Cat on July 12, 2011, 10:01:04 PM
I had an ex gf kick me in the stones while I was asleep...she was standing there looking completely psycho, buck naked except for one laced combat boot.  She later claimed that she had seen me fooling around on her in a dream.  I bought a one-way ticket to South Africa within days.     

I would have been out of there that night. That's psycho.
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Offline spidernat

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #11: July 12, 2011, 10:04:32 PM »
Quote from: BerkeleyNat on July 12, 2011, 10:02:44 PM
I would have been out of there that night. That's psycho.

It's definitely extreme. My friend told me the other day that his girlfriend had a dream about him cheating on her and she woke up in a foul mood and wouldn't talk to him until late in the afternoon. I guess as long as she doesn't get violent it's all good. That way you get most of the day off.  :lol:
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Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #12: July 12, 2011, 10:05:01 PM »
Quote from: Ali the Baseball Cat on July 12, 2011, 10:01:04 PM
I bought a one-way ticket to South Africa within days.

Cincinnati was that tuff in the early '90s?
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Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #13: July 12, 2011, 10:15:19 PM »
That was not nearly the bottom of her downward spiral, but that's a story for another time.  I hear that she is still alive and living in Canada, though very heavily sedated and essentially a "ward of the state".

That was an interesting chapter.

Quote from: BerkeleyNat on July 12, 2011, 10:02:44 PM
I would have been out of there that night. That's psycho.
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Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #14: July 12, 2011, 10:16:02 PM »
Right around the time of the election.  Things changed in a hurry there.
Quote from: MarquisDeSade on July 12, 2011, 10:05:01 PM
Cincinnati was that tuff in the early '90s?
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Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #15: July 12, 2011, 10:19:04 PM »
Quote from: Ali the Baseball Cat on July 12, 2011, 10:16:02 PM
Right around the time of the election.  Things changed in a hurry there.

Wait, was it really Cincinnati or am I missing something here?
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Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #16: July 12, 2011, 10:21:52 PM »
Me no savvy Cincinnati.  This was the South Africa with springboks and Christmas in mid summer and crap.
Quote from: MarquisDeSade on July 12, 2011, 10:19:04 PM
Wait, was it really Cincinnati or am I missing something here?
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Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #17: July 12, 2011, 10:24:16 PM »
Quote from: Ali the Baseball Cat on July 12, 2011, 10:21:52 PM
Me no savvy Cincinnati.  This was the South Africa with springboks and Christmas in mid summer and crap.

I'm with you playa.  I think the horse tranquilizers are sinking in.
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Offline blue911

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #18: July 12, 2011, 10:25:40 PM »
He probably wouldn't shut up about Mike Rizzo
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Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #19: July 12, 2011, 10:26:00 PM »
Quote from: blue911 on July 12, 2011, 10:25:40 PM
He probably wouldn't shut up about Mike Rizzo

Or Astoria.
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Offline Terpfan76

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #20: July 13, 2011, 09:01:41 AM »
My wife has told me before that she was pissed at me because of something she dreamed lol...

FWIW, we are trained that punching/kicking someone in the beans is considered using lethal force due to the potential for removing someone from the gene pool so-to-speak.
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Offline Jski

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Re: Ouch
« Reply #21: July 13, 2011, 12:53:07 PM »
I wonder if she used one of these?
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