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Offline MarquisDeSade

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Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Topic Start: June 26, 2011, 08:12:38 AM »
Game Time: 2:10PM ET
Venue: crappy Ass US Cellular 35th Street South Side Chicago
TV: WDCW DC-50, MASN HD
Radio: 106.7 The Fan, WFED 1500


Nasty Nats
39-38


Livan "I make it rain" Hernandez
4-8, 3.97 ERA

1. Roger Sharkadina - CF
2. Jayson "Ofer" Werth - RF
3. Ryan "Morrissey" Zimmerman - 3B
4. White Lightning Laynce Nix - DH
5. Michael "Muscle Milk" Morse - 1B
6. Danny "E Street" Espinosa - 2B
7. Wild Wilson Ramos - C
8. Dreaming Jerry Hairston, Jr. - LF
9. Alex "Joey" Cora - SS
               
White Sux
38-40


Philip "84" Humber
7-3, 2.90 ERA

1. Juan "on Juan" Pierre - LF
2. Omar "Little O" Vizquel - SS
3. Carlos "Bust a Nut" Quentin - RF
4. Paulie Konerko - 1B
5. Adam "Just Call Me" Done - DH
6. Alex "Austin" Rios - CF
7. AJ "Free Pass" Pierzynski - C
8. Mark "Get Teabagged" Teahen - 3B
9. Gordon "Bacon" Beckham - 2B

Let's win this one for my old pal Hammonds!



Offline Tyler Durden

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #1: June 26, 2011, 09:36:06 AM »
Nats take this game.  Livo is on the mound and he will bounce back from his terrible start last time out. 

Livo will crush souls and destroy dreams.  Ozzie will be reduced to tears.  Hawk will go the last 3 innings without saying a word.

Nats bats will reawaken and hit like they havne't hit in weeks. 

We win 2-0.

Offline Minty Fresh

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #2: June 26, 2011, 09:52:37 AM »

Offline The Chief

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #3: June 26, 2011, 10:11:29 AM »

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #4: June 26, 2011, 10:11:43 AM »
Nats bats will reawaken and hit like they havne't hit in weeks. 

We win 2-0.

I see what you did there.

Offline NC Nats Fan

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #5: June 26, 2011, 10:20:49 AM »
"She blew the Winnipeg Jets right after a game
But they never got to know her actual name"


Offline hammondsnats

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #6: June 26, 2011, 10:46:08 AM »
MDS took my thread :(

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #7: June 26, 2011, 11:02:53 AM »
MDS took my thread :(
See my comment in the gameday thread thread

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #8: June 26, 2011, 11:19:00 AM »
MDS took my thread :(

Dude, I'm sorry!  Chief - can anything be done to change this? 

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #9: June 26, 2011, 11:19:53 AM »
No need, hammonds is overworked, he needs an off day :P

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #10: June 26, 2011, 11:25:14 AM »
In that case, I'm going to get the thread updated in about half an hour.

Offline hammondsnats

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #11: June 26, 2011, 11:27:19 AM »
:(

Offline hammondsnats

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #12: June 26, 2011, 11:28:13 AM »
i hate you MDS, i'm not going to meet you at a game anymore.

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #13: June 26, 2011, 11:29:30 AM »
i hate you MDS, i'm not going to meet you at a game anymore.

Come on Hammonds, don't be like that.  I mean, can't I do some Hail Marys or pray the rosary or something to get you back in my good graces?!?!?!?!!1111

Offline hammondsnats

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #14: June 26, 2011, 11:32:10 AM »
Come on Hammonds, don't be like that.  I mean, can't I do some Hail Marys or pray the rosary or something to get you back in my good graces?!?!?!?!!1111

it's over.  we're not friends.

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #15: June 26, 2011, 11:36:12 AM »
it's over.  we're not friends.

I guess I have no choice but to go home, put on my favourite Brady Anderson jersey, drink a Natty Boh, have a couple of crab cakes with Old Bay and do the honorable thing - :hang:

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #16: June 26, 2011, 11:37:07 AM »
I guess I have no choice but to go home, put on my favourite Brady Anderson jersey, drink a Natty Bo, have a couple of crab cakes with Old Bay and do the honorable thing - :hang:
:lmao:

Offline hammondsnats

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #17: June 26, 2011, 11:44:28 AM »
I guess I have no choice but to go home, put on my favourite Brady Anderson jersey, drink a Natty Bo, have a couple of crab cakes with Old Bay and do the honorable thing - :hang:

b.j. surhoff jersey.

and freak you houston for encouraging him!

Offline PANatsFan

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #18: June 26, 2011, 11:48:55 AM »
b.j. surhoff jersey.



some jokes write themselves

Offline hammondsnats

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #19: June 26, 2011, 11:50:07 AM »
some jokes write themselves

wah wah wah cry cry cry

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #20: June 26, 2011, 12:03:19 PM »
wah wah wah cry cry cry

Come on Hammonds, I didn't know this was your spot in the rotation.  Don't let my mistake ruin your Sunday.  I mean, if it'll make you feel better I can take you to Phillips down by the wharf tonight as an apology.

Offline Obed_Marsh

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #21: June 26, 2011, 12:16:40 PM »
If your method of apology is a trip to Phillips, please sign me up for your done wrong list. :lol:

Is that place any good? Never been there.

Offline PANatsFan

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #22: June 26, 2011, 12:42:02 PM »
If your method of apology is a trip to Phillips, please sign me up for your done wrong list. :lol:

Is that place any good? Never been there.

I can't afford it but I went to the Phillips fast food joint underneath and it's really good. We should all just go to the Phillips in Rockville and screw Baltimore.

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #23: June 26, 2011, 12:45:52 PM »
I can't afford it but I went to the Phillips fast food joint underneath and it's really good. We should all just go to the Phillips in Rockville and screw Baltimore.

Aren't you the guy at Gordon Birsch all the time though?  

Btdubs, it looks like Phillips is $17 for the buffet during Weekday Lunch and $30 for the buffet on the Weekend and at Dinner.  Since I'm allergic to shellfish I won't be there but if it'd get me back in Hammonds good graces I think I've got $30 bones to spare.  :P

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Re: Nationals @ White Sox, Game 3
« Reply #24: June 26, 2011, 12:55:50 PM »
I love the lineup