Okay, folks, here's how this is gonna work.
Right now, I have one package of pasta, six links of "Classy Sausage" from a farm in a village called Romford, a green bell pepper, a few organic mushrooms, a white onion, and a jar of Ragu.
When I come back in 2-3 innings, I will have one giant plate of spaghetti.
If we're not winning by then, Ed Stroud and I will have no choice but to post more pictures of hot chicks in Mets gear.