freak you simmons, he probably thinks that because the pats haven't won in a few years that he has a hard life as a sports fan
IM BILL SIMMONS AND LOOK HOW I TIED IN RYAN GOSLING'S MOVIE STAR STATUS TO MY COLUMN ABOUT HOW I SHOULD RUN THE NBA, GUYS BY THE WAY I HAD LUNCH WITH FRIEND GEORGE CLOONEY LAST WEEK, LET ME BRAG ABOUT IT SOME MORE, I CAME UP WITH THIS NEW NICKNAME FOR HIM THAT IS HILARIOUSLY WITTY AND MAKES ME BETTER THAN YOU
/nods vigorously
at least he is amusing and relatively original- 90% of football writers deal in pure cliche
