It's too bad we couldn't have signed that guy who went to the White Sox. What was his name? Alan Gunn? I know he's the undisputed worst defender of all time, and makes you wish you could have Carlos Baerga in leatherpants playing the field for your team instead, but I'm pretty sure he hits fairly well.
Oh well, I'm just "beating a dead horse" so I'll stop now.
No silly, its Adam Dunn! He would be amazing in this lineup