I was flying from D.C. to Providence yesterday afternoon and I got a call about the plane crashing into the high-rise in New York. I was told that it was unclear if it was a terrorist attack. I was pretty nervous as I boarded and before going to my seat I asked a flight attendant if we were still going to take off:
"Why wouldn't we?" she responded
"A plane went into a high-rise in Manhattan this afternoon", I said.
She comes back, "We've been flying all day and haven't heard anything about that."
She opened the ****pit door and asked the pilot, who was also clue-less!
Another GREAT job by the most #$%ed up organization in America....The Department of Homeland Security. Strap up Folks, I don't care what that snot-nosed cowboy says, WE AREN'T ANY SAFER TODAY.
To transition into more hysterical news:
In the Washington Examiner yesterday, it was reported that Terrel Owens was not happy with his role with the Dallas Cowboys
Gee, according to T.O's botox-lipped publicist, he's got 25 MILLION REASONS to be happy.
As we started our decent into Providence I thought....
Owens is the type of guy who I wish had a pilot license, and Cory Lidle didn't.