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Online blue911

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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #25: February 13, 2011, 04:44:26 PM »
Dmitri & Elijah go to White Castle.
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Offline RyanTheRiot

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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #26: February 13, 2011, 05:10:39 PM »
Elijah Dukes' Career

.248/.369/.435 at home

.234/.328/.406 on the road

...performance enhancer?
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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #27: February 13, 2011, 06:33:50 PM »
Quote from: RyanTheRiot on February 13, 2011, 05:10:39 PM
Elijah Dukes' Career

.248/.369/.435 at home

.234/.328/.406 on the road

...performance enhancer?

If you practice high, you've got to play high.
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Offline GburgNatsFan

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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #28: February 13, 2011, 07:07:19 PM »
It's sorta sad. He's just a punk.
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Offline RyanTheRiot

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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #29: February 14, 2011, 12:12:02 AM »
Quote from: GburgNatsFan on February 13, 2011, 07:07:19 PM
It's sorta sad. He's just a punk.

He's a misunderstood artist. A child of the street with a story to tell
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Offline Obed_Marsh

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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #30: February 14, 2011, 08:24:20 AM »
I can see it now. This seasons game day threads including jibes on under performing players like, "Looks like Player X did a few too many bong hits with Fly Eli".
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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #31: February 14, 2011, 08:36:54 AM »
Strasburg has a Blazing fastball.
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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #32: February 14, 2011, 10:57:24 PM »
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Offline Obed_Marsh

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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #33: February 15, 2011, 10:12:07 AM »
Quote from: Joseph DelGrippo
Do not fear the fact that the lowly Nationals released Dukes, as they are going in a different direction than the Yankees.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/365763-elijah-dukes-would-give-the-yankees-necessary-depth-in-the-outfield

Give him a medal so I know which bozo in a Yankees cap to sock in the nose for that lowly Nationals crap. :rant:
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Offline houston-nat

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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #34: February 15, 2011, 10:20:45 AM »
Hey, technically he was right that the Nationals and Yankees are headed in different directions. Last year the Nationals improved by 10 games and the Yankees went from World Series champions to ALCS losers.
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Offline Nat of the Living Dead

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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #35: February 21, 2011, 08:23:32 AM »
Quote from: PANatsFan on February 14, 2011, 10:57:24 PM
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/365763-elijah-dukes-would-give-the-yankees-necessary-depth-in-the-outfield

:hammer:

Some of the writers on Bleacher Report spend too much time smoking Obed_Marsh's avatar- especially this guy. Dukes would thrive in the "Yankees family atmosphere?" The guy doesn't pay child support to his own flesh and blood.
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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #36: February 21, 2011, 09:02:59 AM »
Quote from: Nat of the Living Dead on February 21, 2011, 08:23:32 AM
Some of the writers on Bleacher Report spend too much time smoking Obed_Marsh's avatar- especially this guy. Dukes would thrive in the "Yankees family atmosphere?" The guy doesn't pay child support to his own flesh and blood.


Charles Manson had a family, maybe that's what they mean.
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Offline GburgNatsFan

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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #37: February 21, 2011, 12:44:25 PM »
Maybe they mean some of the Yankees have almost-of-age daughters? And Dukes would "thrive"?


Quote from: Nat of the Living Dead on February 21, 2011, 08:23:32 AM
Some of the writers on Bleacher Report spend too much time smoking Obed_Marsh's avatar- especially this guy. Dukes would thrive in the "Yankees family atmosphere?" The guy doesn't pay child support to his own flesh and blood.

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Offline Lintyfresh85

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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #38: February 23, 2012, 09:39:11 AM »
Arrested again. Trying to eat a bag of weed this time.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/drug-charges-send-former-rays-outfielder-elijah-dukes-to-jail-again/1216712

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Former Rays outfielder Elijah Dukes was arrested early Thursday after he tried to eat a plastic bag of marijuana and had marijuana blunt tucked behind his ear, police said.
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Offline Nat of the Living Dead

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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #39: February 23, 2012, 09:53:38 AM »
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Offline PowerBoater69

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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #40: February 23, 2012, 10:08:54 AM »
Dudes got major anger issues he should be required to smoke dope.
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« Reply #41: February 23, 2012, 10:13:17 AM »
Quote from: PowerBoater69 on February 23, 2012, 10:08:54 AM
Dudes got major anger issues he should be required to smoke dope.

But he is so damn dumb. If he is going to do it, do it in the privacy of his own home or something.
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Offline Kevrock

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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #42: February 23, 2012, 10:31:03 AM »
Quote from: Nat of the Living Dead on February 23, 2012, 10:13:17 AM
But he is so damn dumb. If he is going to do it, do it in the privacy of his own home or something.

That would make for a boring rap song.
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Offline hammondsnats

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« Reply #43: February 23, 2012, 10:34:33 AM »
eating the weed or blunt behind his ear ... both just so dukesesque
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Offline spidernat

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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #44: February 23, 2012, 11:38:07 AM »
"You dead dawg. I ain't even bullcrapting."

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Offline hammondsnats

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« Reply #45: February 23, 2012, 12:03:14 PM »
:az:

too soon?

:couch:
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Offline BerkeleyNat

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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #46: February 23, 2012, 09:09:48 PM »
Quote from: spidernat on February 23, 2012, 11:38:07 AM
"You dead dawg. I ain't even bullcrapting."

(Image removed from quote.)

AZ would kill to be his cell mate!  :lol:

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Offline CatsEye

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Re: Elijah Dukes. Smokin weed and naming names.
« Reply #47: February 24, 2012, 07:24:36 AM »
 Oh H***. Go ahead, Elijah, just name names, of your fellow dope users, while in MLB. Let's get this rumble and chaos started - right before opening day of baseball. Perfect timing -just perfect timing..... :smh: Big whooping deal - it would probably be no surprise to alot of the people the names you threw on the table.... :blah:
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