I know a few of you saw this last night during the game, I assume only those watching via FiOS. There was one of those cheaply made commercials for an estate planning lawyer that starts with parents telling their teenage kids that they are heading out, and that they've left money for pizza. As the narrator explains the need for estate planning, you see a police officer arrive at the door, and after he's let in by the kids, everyone breaks down crying, implying that the parents have been killed.
I can't think of a worse commercial that i've ever seen.