Fight the urge, Pedro. Don't give the lead back!!! Fight the siren song to give up runs!!!
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I'm loving the papal emoticon, complete w/censer. Where do you find these, man?
I was walking outside and a bush exploded into flames. I heard a voice that said "I am Standin'." I said, "I don't see any feet." The Voice said, "Stanton
, you idiot. I giveth you these emoticons. Pass them on to the multitude of true believers, the Nationals fans..." I said, "You mean the baseball team?" The Voice said, "You're kind of slow, aren't you? That's okay, so is the team. I already gave them Soriano. I am sending them Lopez and the Nook..."