Since no Nats fans even bothered to show up tonight, people will continue to nag about opening day. However, take it from someone who was there, who was at opening day, and who has been to 70-75 games each year since 2005. This was by so freaking far the worst freaking freaking freaking game you've ever imagined. The Philthy vomiting tasered retards chanting jerk to Bisenius in our freaking part was the best part. No, maybe the fact the vomits on little girls, probably 3,500 of them, had to be escorted out because they wouldn't leave. Or maybe the fact ten Nats fans bothered to show up to a game that the best NL pitcher was pitching, the final series of the year, show some support, whatever. This was such an embarrassment words can't even describe it. And that has nothing to do with the performance. The turnout, even among regular ST holders, was so pathetic I'm disgusted.