I pity your credit card. That kind of easy access is holding me back on a kindle
I'm currently reading Winnie the Poo because my wife feels that the fetus can hear us and that I need practice reading out loud
The fetus can hear. That's why the dog howling doesn't make my kid cry, it's familiar. Or so my wife says.
Anyway, you could read the newspaper if you wanted, she doesn't speak English yet.