OK so...I ended up getting an iPhone 4. No S.
Ntelos wanted me to pay a 300 dollar deposit for a 4S. I said eff that, went to Verizon, and got a 4, with no deposit, and I paid like 1 buck for the phone itself.
Guess I'll be trying to upgrade to the iPhone 5S whenever that comes out next year. Until then, no Siri for me. no big deal, all I'm gonna do on the phone besides talking and texting is basic web browsing, skype and spotify. Not gonna be going overboard on games or anything like that.
so, since this is my first ever Apple Product...school me on the intricacies of being an iDude. You guys got cake and punch in the clubhouse, right?